cohen smotra

loves splatoon and is hunger

man cohen smotra loves splatoon and is hunger

by Sexboi380 March 21, 2023

Cohened

The act of completely destroying something while attempting in good faith to access the contents within.

Person 1: *Tries to open box*
Person2: “Here, let me help y—”
Person 1: *Violently stabs box repeatedly*
Person 2: “Yep, she cohened it again.”

by NoPseudonymsLeft May 25, 2022

tom cohen

an absolute faggot dickhead who likes penis in every hole in his body.

dude that guy is such a tom cohen

by Papa Pulsford November 14, 2016

The Cohen Curse

Anytime you try to get with a girl she will magically get a boyfriend or some type of man within days, weeks, or months. No matter what girl you like she will end up with someone else. Beware of the Cohen Curse.

Damn she got with someone else? You must have the Cohen Curse.

by Bruther Man August 01, 2022

cortney cohen

The baddest bitch of all time. Earn her trust and she will love you forever. Become disloyal and be forever haunted by your lack of existence to her.

Omg, Cortney Cohen is someone I literally hate and love so much, wtf.

by Golden retriever lover November 24, 2021

Dan Cohen

The sexy Jewish kid that has a big dong. He is also very good in bed even though everyone thinks he's gay he always says no homo, and his brain is the size of JEWpiter

Dan Cohen is know for assassinating hitler.

by Thatj3w December 03, 2019

alex cohen

crazy lunatic who needs to be sedated

wow he must be alex cohen he’s so evil

by dust over February 03, 2025