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Opposite of perfect

The opposite of perfect is Kelton Crawford he is such a fuck up literally no one likes him not even his family or friends hes an abberisment to everyone and will never have his own family or house and hardly even a high school education
The opposite of perfect is Kelton Crawford he is such a fuck up literally no one likes him not even his family or friends

"Eww why is he so ugly and fat he doesn't even have a neck"
"Why are most of his friends girls that's weird"

"Kelton is such a retard he's in 30-4 I didn't even know 30-3 was a thing"

"He's never going to be successful, have a family or own his own house"

"Kelton is such an abbericmant to his family"

"Guys got more chins then a Chinese phone book"

"Ewww why is he so ugly I wouldn't touch him with a 10ft pole

He has such a small dick I guess it matches his brain"
by brawadis December 8, 2019
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Opposite of yes

The opposite of yes is yes. Now stop saying you not cute🤪
Her:I’m not cute I’m the opposite of yes. Me:so yes
by Kejej February 26, 2020
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Opposite Gender November

Opposite gender November is when everyone switches gender, boy=girl girl=boy non-binary=both genders
"Did you know it Opposite Gender November, Ralph" - Donald
"Oh shit we are gonna have to be girls" -Ralph
by asan urnsigo October 27, 2020
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Egg the opposite sex

The egg is when you pee right before you cum, Or vice-versa.
"dude I totally egged her face!"
"What's that?"
"Pee a litter on her face. Then cum which is like the egg white and the pee being yellow like yolk."
"Oh aight bet trynna egg you, which is egg the opposite sex!"
by EliteRedemption December 20, 2020
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Opposite karen

An opposite Karen is named Elaine.
Her name is Elaine so she is an opposite Karen.
by CS91 May 25, 2025
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Salty's Law of Opposites

When Salty asks you to do something, do the complete opposite.
"Salty just told me to watch Cyberpunk Anime, but due to Salty's Law of Opposites I will not watch it."
by NiggarHulk October 5, 2022
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A forbidden channel rumored to have the most thug of materials.
"Have you checked the new post in #up-good-but-its-opposite-day ?"
"Bro, what the fuck is this"
by ThugMann April 8, 2024
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