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twat you one

The act of scraping one's nails down another person's arm to convey anger, resentment or the recognition of a derogatory comment.
Chris: 'I fucked your mum'
John: 'Well, I'm going to have to twat you one'
by C. J. Lynch & D. E. Knight December 9, 2012
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Young One

Term of endearment or affection used for someone significantly younger than the speaker. Particularly useful when the younger person has been acting in a superior way and needs to be reminded that he really is still young.
Comparable to the Star Wars phrase "my young Padawan"
You don't know what you're talking about this time, Young One.
by Soob March 19, 2004
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all of your eggs in one basket

The act of putting all your hopes into one one basket and when the 'basket' breaks, your 'eggs' will be broken.
Anime Expo put all their eggs into one basket with their online registration system.
by the Care Police September 4, 2005
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tear you a new one

Among the highest degrees of complete ownage, to tear someone a new asshole is to either physically or verbally beat the living fuck out of an opponent or his or her arguments.
Jon: I'm so much bettter than everyone.

Me: Is that before or after I tear you a new one? Let's see...together with your girl parts, that'll give you three
by Way to go, douchefag! July 16, 2009
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No one will ever believe you

Used by Bill Murray when facing common people. Seems like his catchphrase.
“Don’t bother telling anyone our conversation, no one will ever believe you.”
by diddi April 5, 2012
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