one-eyed willy

A mans penis.

"He pulled out his one-eyed willy and used it on his girlfriend."

by the boss-86001 December 18, 2016

one eyed wonder worm

The male genatalia, a penis

Once she got a look at my one eyed wonder worm, it was on!!

by bluzcrazy May 5, 2006

polishing the one eyed gopher

To masterbate while driving

You cannot imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice while polishing the one eyed gopher when you're doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler

by Ninety2iamsam June 20, 2006

one eyed anaconda

The male sex organ
Or an anaconda with one eye

My one eyed anaconda hurts because i've been playing with it too much.

by The Butt Pirate August 30, 2003

one eyed python of love

another name for a penis

I slipped her the one eyed python of love last night.

by gary shepard September 1, 2009

one eyed dog

A spotlight used for poaching animals, esp deer. The reference is to instead of using dogs to chase the animal in question, you "spotlight" it, and it freezes, long enough for you to shoot it, usually from your car.

"Waitin in the front yard sittin on a log, single shot rifle and a one eyed dog, yonder come my kinfolk in the moonlight, Lousiana Saturday night." -from the Mel Mcdaniels song "Louisiana Saturday Night."

by Joe VII March 27, 2010

one-eyed pirate

When one proceedes to bang a girl, pulls out near ejaculation, skeet in her eye, and finally kick out her shin. Now you have a pissed off, one-eyed, one-legged, bitch chasing after you. Hence, the one-eyed pirate.

Tom was prepared to run for his life after giving his girl friend a one-eyed pirate.

by Ryan April 20, 2004