Optical manure

When you have a shitty outlook om life in general.

Jenny had such a bad day she couldn't help but have a optical manure out look for the following day.

by moondragon1974 November 10, 2022

Optic fondue pot

An optic fondue pot is when a male partner shits into an eye socket and skull fucks it.

Hey girl, want me to give you an optic fondue pot?

by beans and bullshit April 29, 2022

Stereo-optic Feline Manipulation

When two cats stare at you from opposite sides to get you to feed them treats

I opened a new can of cat treats due to them doing the stereo-optic feline manipulation method again

by Bopsybipsy August 18, 2024

optical media bad

bringus studios classic catchphrase

oh no, a dvd!!!!! optical media bad!!!!!! owo!!!!!!!!!!

by bingustudeos November 26, 2025

Fiber optic cable

High speed Internet access.

Fuck's all that?
Fiber optic cable. High-speed Internet access.
Lotta money in this shit.
Oh yeah?
😏
😟

by fuckjon January 2, 2026

Optics

He is daddy

!define Optics

by Jadebear March 13, 2023

Fiber Optic Cable Core

A kind of shitposting where you play sad music in the background and record someone saying something and then you cutoff the last part where they say a noun and flash a picture of said object and have them repeat it in a pitched down version

This is my favorite computer. *Image of a computer*, computer *in a low pitch voice*.

Ahh the classic fiber optic cable core.

by Humorescence June 30, 2024