A Texan man wanted to live out a fantasy of his while hospitalized, but Miss Jones didn't feel the same way and turned his scrotum into a nurse purse.
by BeaverKing83 November 13, 2010
Get the A Nurse Pursemug. The dork girl thought she was Nurse Ratched, trying to keep everyone afraid of her so that they wouldn't think that her and her mouth were afraid of them. She didn't want them to take their masks off just yet.
by Solid Mantis May 16, 2021
Get the Nurse Ratchedmug. A person (mostly female) who provides coke or other drugs at night clubs or discotheques, illicitly (natch). Males are usually called 'the Doctor'.
by icyfurnace March 7, 2010
Get the disco nursemug. Maidika/Nurse Ass is known for posting horrible things to petchat, to the point where nobody likes them.
They are also known for flooding to any new users posts and acting all friendly, tricking the new users into being their friend.
They are also known for flooding to any new users posts and acting all friendly, tricking the new users into being their friend.
by Hellopetdefs April 8, 2023
Get the Nurse Assmug. your child's best medical practitioner. Mom knows the best remedies for any ailment there child is going through. Even known to have special healing powers with their kiss.
by Nurse Mom March 23, 2018
Get the mummy nursemug. Someone who knows a lot about relationships and gives a lot of advice on dating or getting a boyfriend/girlfriend
by Meggers10100 February 3, 2018
Get the date nursemug. Julia and Kim are so close friends that they occasionally (lack of time...) cross-nurse each other's babies.
by paco 23 October 3, 2008
Get the cross-nursemug.