Compulsive Num Num Disorder

CNND, also known as Compulsive Num Num Disorder is an mental disorder that most lesbians possess.

Symptoms: Can't stop eating carpet, sticks out tongue in every selfie, and eats sardines and canned tuna casually.

Remedies: Shock therapy, church, medieval torture methods, and brainwashing via MK ULTRA.

Doctor: Natalie, you have CNND.
Natalie: what's that?

Doctor: Compulsive Num Num Disorder
Natalie: ????
Doctor: you eat roast beef way too often
Natalie: ???
Doctor: you have an addiction to pussy

by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom August 20, 2024

sweet baby num num

1.) an attractive woman, especially one who is also friendly and flirtatious.

2.) a term of endearment for one's significant other.

1.) That waitress is such a sweet baby num num!

2.) Christina is my sweet baby num num.

by oddkin May 18, 2016

num sex

Using benzocaine (numbing cream) as lube during intercourse and fellatio. Person's involved will experience numbing in the genital and oral regions leading to numb cock and num tongue.

Shelly accidently grabbed her grandfather's numbing cream thinking it was sexual lubrication. Shelly was surprised when she experienced num sex.

by Mermer0008 March 18, 2017

num-num

A person who is very simple in the brain and cannot figure out basic human concepts such as being able to pick a pen up without hitting your head on a table. They usually have literally no common sense and more commonly then not go by the names Olivia, Tilly and Lucy

Omg they literally just bashed their head against a wall and didn't notice! What a num-num!

by shussshhhh April 24, 2023

Num num

A stick of rawhide that doggos chew on, usually referring to the small ones that small doggos chew on. Num num can also refer to the larger ones that doggos, like huskies, chew on. They are sometimes given as a treat, but are usually used as a chewtoy.

Owner: Who wants a num num
Doggo: Bork bork

Owner: *Hands doggo num num*
Doggo: *takes num num*
Doggo: *nyooms away from human to chew num num*

by Cat Lady Of NASA August 3, 2018

num nums

num nums stand for food

bear:give me your num nums
human: sure bro wha can i get you some Alfredo ,pizza, a drink or would you like a combo
bear:all of that man one for the one time

by blueparis1012 January 25, 2019

Num Sayin

You know what I mean? / Do you understand? / Are we clear?

Two plus two is four, num sayin?

The earth is round, num sayin?

by mhenderson0517 January 27, 2010