Your Dad Went To Buy Milk and Never Came Back

I am sorry but if your dad said this there is a 100.0% chance that your dad left you. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Your Dad Went To Buy Milk and never came back

My Dad Went To Buy Milk and Never Came Back! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

by Tyler Plays Roblox July 17, 2022

national make your dad buy you starbucks day

October 13 is national make your dad buy you starbucksday.

did you know today was national make your dad buy you starbucks day?

No i did not!

by thedopequeeen October 07, 2018

How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?

How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is approximately 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.

How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is an approximate 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.

by Seanbeepbot November 01, 2022

Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa

The single worst thing you can ever say to a human male.

Jimmy: Fuck your your dad lesbian
Tommy: Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa
Jimmy: *spontaneously combusts, entire bloodline ceases to exist

by Cockassmcgee March 27, 2018

your not my dad

A hilarous vine

Somebody asked hayes something she said your not my dad

by trap queen April 16, 2015

You're cool! Nah, you're gay with your dad!

A funny thing you say to make fun of somebody

Ryan to Sebastien: "You're cool! Nah, you're gay with your dad!"

by Savona December 08, 2007

Your mom & dad gay together

Them most destructive insult of all time 1000 times worse the your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny and your grandpap a tarp put together it would end all living relatives at the time.

Jhon your mom gay

Mike your dad lesbian

Jhon you granny tranny

Mike your grandpap a tarp

Jhon your mom & dad gay together

Mike fucking explodes

Mikes family fucking exsplodes

by Drug-Overdose April 11, 2018