Penis

The most magical tool on earth

Dan's penis is so magical that he created new life with it!!

by MonsterMax December 10, 2010

Penis

Very juicy and can sometimes be small. When it's big it is fun to milk the cum out of

Dude my penis hurts so much i came a ton last night

by Fhvywhigege March 04, 2021

penis

male sex organ

my penis is big

by brshrjxgcckyvhvvv December 14, 2017

PENIS

Play Every Note In Song. created by my peers in our school marching band as an excuse to say the word penis.

Josh why can't you PENIS already.

At least Macy has a PENIS.

by sapphire fire October 18, 2019

penie

A word discovered accidentally during Kristen's science fair project. Meaning a male's thingy.

That guy has a really saggy penie.

by Rob February 16, 2005

penis

-Anything that is strange and mysterious
-A comeback to almost any insult
-Word used to break the silence

The hell is that?!...its kinda like a...penis!

::insult::
Oh yeah!?.....You have a small penis!

................Penis!

by Shirdoo May 05, 2005

penis

Britney Spears's favorite toy. The reason why Miss Spears is becoming more and more slutty every time she appears on camera is because she is being seasoned by penis.

Damn! Look at Britney Spears go. After having many a penis in every available hole, she still jammed one in her cunt and did it one more time.

by yup June 18, 2003