Nolaning

The art of using a plastic carrier bag as a contraceptive.
Guy 1: So I was totally ready to bang this hot chick with an amazing poon, when I realised I was fresh out of condoms from camping last week.
Guy 2: Damn, did you do it bareback?
Guy 1: Hell no! I had a carrier bag in my pocket though, slipped that on and did a bit of nolaning. Caught my salad cream like turtle in a net!
by The Janmeister October 22, 2013
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nolanitis

A deadly disease that results in severe itching between the upper thighs and makes you make a lot of cringey fortnite references. It also makes certain body parts balloon 3x the regular size.

nolanitis is a very serious disease and has killed many victims gruesomely. This is often associated with ligma balls and balanitis.

people who have the disease become stupid dicks and say 21 repeatedly.
Tyler : wtf he has nolanitis

Me: oof o god
by findthecure21 March 22, 2019
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Nolanizing

Taking an unrealistic idea for a movie and making it believable in the real world. The root of the word, Nolan, refers to the filmmaker Christopher Nolan
Dude, I hear they're Nolanizing Mortal Kombat!
by Mr. Fiasco March 24, 2011
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nolan

an extremely cool person, normally with great looks and is very funny.
by lzane December 14, 2007
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nolan

best guy ever. Has 6 dogs and lives in a rural area with lots of guns. is married but does not have children.... yet.
OH hey its nolan
by 30.06 March 17, 2019
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nolan

hot and sexy. ready for sex at all times
that kid was such a nolan
by halohowru January 01, 2011
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