Nicked

A physical state of being absolutely fucked to the point where normal function can no longer occur.

To have made a critical error that negatively impacts you.

Just ran a marathon, my legs are nicked.

Fuck my coursework is due tomorrow and I haven’t started, I’m so nicked

by James Teagle May 21, 2021

Nick

A boy who goes on urban dictionary and types 100+ definitions about him having a huge dick because indeed he does not have a huge dick and most likely was teased in the locker room about his rather small unmentionables.

I'm going to add my name to urban dictionary and talk about how cool I am..

Wow dude you're being a huge Nick right now.

by NotNick February 07, 2012

Nicking

A person who asks a lot of questions without trying google first.

George: How do you change your background on twitter?

Paul: I'm not in the mood for your nicking today!

George: Aww come on.

Paul: Did you try google.

George: Yeah.

(paul googles the question)

Paul: It was the first fucking link!

George: It wasn't there when I looked.

Paul: Your full of shit. Go nick somewhere else!

by Canadian Pizza and GuinnessFTW June 15, 2009

Nick

One of a kind. Pretttttty neat person
But slightly annoying, well not really, but kind of.

There's this cool kid in my health class named Nick

by Kay!Gee November 27, 2007

Nick

Nick is a dream guy that every girl wants to date. He is incredibly talented and is an awesome chill guy. hes a loyal friend and lover. And not to mention.. He is a MASTER of SEX!! He'll satisfy your emotional needs as well as your sexual desires. So if you hop into bed with a nick then you'll never think of any other dick again.

Girl #1: That was the best Sex of my life
Girl #2: Sounds like a Nick

by RealDicks May 03, 2018

Nick

A business man, who likes to get down and dirty with his girlfriend on his desk all night, so that the neighbours hear.

Kyle: Did you hear Nick and his Girlfriend last night?

Jason: Yeah! They kept banging on my wall for hours!!

by Jacobtwotwo January 16, 2008

Nick

A guy who is just happy with himself. He has friends, sure, but prefers his own company sometimes. Very sensitive, can have his feelings hurt from a single sentence. Is very intelligent, usually top of his class or close to it. Likes video games, and movies. Is a bit of a loner when it comes to romance. His friends like him, but that's just who he is. Nick, in short, is a shy, gentle, sensitive guy who will open up if you gain his trust and get to know him.

Guy 1: hey did you see that guy Nick?
Guy 2: yeah he looked kinda lonely.
Guy 1: that's just him, he likes his own company.

by GtG June 30, 2013