Does Obama smoke Newports?

A rhetorical question posed as a retort to an obvious question.

Is Angelina Joile good looking? 'Does Obama smoke Newports?'

by Captain Clever June 5, 2010

Faux News

Often mistakenly spelled, and pronounced, Fox News, this is a faux news channel where highly paid talking heads with highly piled hair talk in sound bites about really interesting and important world events.

What really confuses people is that it is a US news network with a French name (mispelled, of course, to further confuse those of us with only a middle school education).

"I heard it on Faux News so it must be true!"

by mama biblio techa April 28, 2011

Newpimp

Newport brand cigarette (Menthol).

Yo, you smokin a newpimp?

by JoeDynomite August 19, 2008

news barbie

Plasticized tv news announcer, usually female, most notable for their barbie-like characteristics; over-coiffed, likely botoxed, inappropriately sexy in inflatable doll sort of way. Are completely devoid of journalism skills. Sine qua non - inappropriate flirting and uncomprehending smile/perky demeanor.

Did you see the news barbie in the hurricane - her hair and face didn't move at all!

by little boo April 13, 2010

Newsfeed linger

when something is posted on facebook and nothing else is posted for a while

Jeremy: Dude did you see what Laura posted on Rory's wall?

Matt: Yeah, man, it was a newsfeed linger

by rorydelaplongthrowsociety January 25, 2011

News feeding

The act of continuously reading and scrolling down your Facebook news feed.

Friend 1: Hey what are you doing?
Friend 2: Facebook..
Friend 1: What are you doing on Facebook..?
Friend 2: News Feeding..
Friend 1: Ah..

Friend 2: Yep.

by Kronix_Ex2 February 4, 2014

newporting

The act of accidentally blocking someone from a conversation by moving in front of them in a circle. Usually accompanied by the victims being hit with the Newporters rucksack.

Jack : (Moves in to the circle and Newports 3 people)
Harvey: Wow Jack you are newporting 3 people!

by M477C March 5, 2018