Summer Newman

Anyone named Summer Newman must suck their mans dick when they want to

Summers man: Suck my dick!
Summer: Fine, only because my name is Summer Newman

by khosty November 04, 2019

A Newman brag

Telling people you own a successful business to try and get women into bed.

See that guy over there creeping on them girls, he just dropped A Newman brag....the dirty bastard

by Greg Nash June 15, 2017

Glazed Newman

Shiny glaze face after getting after It at the Y. Bonus for Krispy Cream flavored lube use.

He came out the bedroom with a glazed Newman after putting in 20 minutes at the Y.

by Kennysack79 November 24, 2021

Glazed Newman

That shining face, like a sweaty Seinfeld Newman, you get after spending time at the Y.

My boy came out the bedroom in Glazed Newman after putting in 20 minutes at the Y.

by Kennysack79 November 24, 2021

The Dutch Paul Newman

Defecating on the covers and rubbing it in your partners face.

I one upped her Dutch Oven by giving her The Dutch Paul Newman. Afterwords she broke up with me and I had to buy a new bed.

by Paco1568 October 30, 2011

Aaron Newman

A child who uses fat to crush his opponents

Aaron Newman crushes Jake’s chair due to his weight

by Monkey crusher February 08, 2024

Newmanize

(verb): to counter a person, proposition, or argument, à la Channel 4 journalist Cathy Newman, by misrepresenting it, specifically with the formula "So what you're saying is..." followed by the misrepresentation.

When people find themselves unable to respond to a claim with a cogent objection, sometimes they will Newmanize their opponents instead.

by Benedict Eiffel January 27, 2018