Aaron Newman

A child who uses fat to crush his opponents

Aaron Newman crushes Jake’s chair due to his weight

by Monkey crusher February 8, 2024

Newmanned

Getting absolutely off your face drunk to the point you get carried away in an ambulance.

Last night was crazy! I heard you got Newmanned!

by Lengaf April 22, 2023

Robert Newman

Robert is a social studies teacher at EHS. He's known for crashing out due to misophonia, watching AI presentations, and celebrating Christmas at his annual block party.

Robert Newman just gave me 90 pages of reading, I'm not doing all this.

by benalmon08 December 11, 2025

Ana, Anna, Anna, Newman And Newman

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Ana, Anna, Anna, Newman And Newman

by Reninu March 17, 2025

isaac newman

SEXY BEAST WHO IS STRAIGHT FIRE!!!! AND CLUTCH SIX SIEGE ALL DAYYY!!!!

Wow he's a real smerknnuglet Isaac Newman

by Likdk July 13, 2017

A Newman brag

Telling people you own a successful business to try and get women into bed.

See that guy over there creeping on them girls, he just dropped A Newman brag....the dirty bastard

by Greg Nash June 15, 2017

Newman College

Fucking shit school in Western Australia, If you are a boy, and go to this school, you are either weird, a crackhead, or your a fucking creep. If you are a girl and go to this school, you are either popular, or sexualize anything. if you are anything in between, you are automatically the target of assault.

A: Hey, do you go to Newman College?
B: Yeah?
A: Go fuck yourself

by #1 Glizzy Gobler July 22, 2023