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Jerk off and smoke Newports

A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.
Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!

I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!
by how-young-people-talk March 31, 2020
mugGet the Jerk off and smoke Newportsmug.

National Newport Day

17th May. A day where people of all culture and historic backgrounds who live or are from Newport, come together and celebrate at a parade.
"Oh will you be at the Tredegar parade on the 17th of May?"
"Its National Newport Day"
by BigBillyTheTalkGuy November 12, 2025
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Primark Newport

Primark in Newport is the shittiest Primark I've ever been in. It's super outdated and super small. They should open a bigger, more modern unit at Friars Walk.
I went to Primark Newport today, it was SHITE!!!!! There you go Urban Dictionary seeing as you want a definition of the word.
by Everyday Everything January 21, 2022
mugGet the Primark Newportmug.

newporting

Using ones rucksack to knock another friend out of the way whilst initiating in a group conversation.
I’m sick of alex newporting me”
Careful, don’t Newport me”
by T Powell May 9, 2018
mugGet the newportingmug.

Newport

N i**as
E ither

W orkin'
P impin'
O r
R unnin'
T hangs ...
"YO! DAWG you gotta extra Newport?"
by RaphyKitty13 September 12, 2017
mugGet the Newportmug.

Newport monkey

dildo or any other form of self-pleasure toy
yo: i love my newport monkey i use it everyday
gurt: not very cool man
by kathred May 27, 2025
mugGet the Newport monkeymug.

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