A NETBITCH is a selfish, sorry ass significant other or friend who says to hell with waiting to watch a television show or movie with you by streaming it on Netflix or some other suitable media streaming service while you are either at work, away, or asleep, yet proceeds to lie to your face about it like a bitch when you ask to watch it with them.
Note that a full-on NETBITCH will fall asleep, act sick, or not show up to watch the media at the same time as you, as they know full well what happens already!
NETBITCH!
Note that a full-on NETBITCH will fall asleep, act sick, or not show up to watch the media at the same time as you, as they know full well what happens already!
NETBITCH!
Husband: "Baby, do you want to watch "Breaking Bad" on Netflix whenever I get home?
Wife: "Oh, sweetheart, that would be great! Thats my favorite show, and I cant WAIT to watch it with you! I love you so much"
8 hours later.......after wife has finished watching the complete 5th season courtesy of NETFLIX
Husband: "Honey, you ready to watch "BREAKING BAD"?
Wife: "ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzzZZZZzzzz", as she fakes sleeping, yet has one eye partially open.
Husband: "What a fucking cheating ass "NETBITCH".
Wife: "Oh, sweetheart, that would be great! Thats my favorite show, and I cant WAIT to watch it with you! I love you so much"
8 hours later.......after wife has finished watching the complete 5th season courtesy of NETFLIX
Husband: "Honey, you ready to watch "BREAKING BAD"?
Wife: "ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzzZZZZzzzz", as she fakes sleeping, yet has one eye partially open.
Husband: "What a fucking cheating ass "NETBITCH".
by Tatsun September 20, 2013
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by Imasteredtheartofmylefthand October 6, 2020
Get the Nekoism mug.A Japanese swear word which means conservative silly Japanese people who hate Korea and China. They believe Japan is the number one in the world, and say they love Japan, but actually not. They post so many hate speeches on the Internet. Most Japanese people dislike netouyo.
A: All Korean are liars!
B: Calm down, netouyo. Stop hate speech!
A: Shut up, Korean! Do not restrict freedom of expression!
B: No way. I am a Japanese. And I just want you to stop hate speech.
A: Shut up! You are Korean because you covered for Korean!
B: Well, this is why netouyo are silly.
A: Shut up! I'm not netouyo! I'm a normal Japanese! You are abnormal!
B: *sigh*
B: Calm down, netouyo. Stop hate speech!
A: Shut up, Korean! Do not restrict freedom of expression!
B: No way. I am a Japanese. And I just want you to stop hate speech.
A: Shut up! You are Korean because you covered for Korean!
B: Well, this is why netouyo are silly.
A: Shut up! I'm not netouyo! I'm a normal Japanese! You are abnormal!
B: *sigh*
by NyanNyanNeko August 20, 2022
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by eiasdf June 17, 2008
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by Brutally honest March 28, 2015
Get the Appalachain neti pot mug.people appointed to positions of power and influence through nepotism, specifically in the Bush administration
an article from www.commondreams.org:
"President Bush has installed (or nepointeed) more than 100 top officials who were once lobbyists, attorneys or spokespeople for the industries they oversee."
by Anne C. Mulkern
"President Bush has installed (or nepointeed) more than 100 top officials who were once lobbyists, attorneys or spokespeople for the industries they oversee."
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