necrobation

1. Masturbating with your hand after it has been cut off.
(EXTREEEEME the stranger)
2. Your penis has frostbite
and/or gangrene yet you still jack off.
3. You travel forwards in time and have sex with yourself after you've died.
4. You clone yourself, kill your clone, and jack off using its hands/rectum.

Phil was totally making too much noise last night during his necrobation session after his surgery. At least he's making the best of having gangrene.

by Sil Phung May 15, 2008

Neckbeard Hitler

1. Male feminist, typically one who is disconnected from all semblances of a social life. Has not encountered woman since he dropped in year 8 to be a professional COD gamer and anime critic.

2. The stage name of an up and coming rap artist, who is set to debut late 2019 with his album, Genocide the Furries.

Person: My brother is such a weeb. He thinks that all men who aren't nice guys should be gassed and that he should be able to legally marry his waifu.

Person 2: Really? What a neckbeard Hitler.

by avinabeer December 11, 2018

Neckbearding

Jokingly- A general term for the many actions an IT professional must do at work.

Derogatory- The act of doing unnecessarily time consuming technical things on a computer for the sake of epeen, lack of better things to do, or for no meaningful contribution to society.

Person: What have you been doing all day?
Neckbeard: I've been neckbearding in Linux all day.

by Neckbeard2142 November 20, 2013

Neckbeard

Someone that uses i3, browses Reddit and uses discord on a daily basis, he is a Linux user and complains about things that no-one cares

While not necessary but the name might be Clyde.

The neckbeard Clyde: Omg this stores dotfiles in my home directory rage rage rage

Normal person: Shut up neckbeard Clyde

by AnusDestroyer2491 November 8, 2020

Neckbeard

1) Facial hair that only grows undeneath the chin.

2) A synonym for a double chin , a neck that looks like a beard of flesh.

1) person 1: damn, that geek brother of mine has a horrible neckbeard. he can't even grow a real one.

2) person 2: yeah, he ate too much and grew a flesh neckbeard

person 1: he's guilty on both counts

by yardragon February 5, 2013

Necronegro

A person of African descent who get off on having sex with the Caucasians of the same sex that they kill. This often causes more people to question their sexuality, causing more deaths, and more Necronegro.

Randall: Hey man, that Howard Jones guy is really gay

Lars: Careful man, that black guy might come kill you and go Necronegro on you!

by Funzilla 008 July 30, 2009

Neckbeard

A term commonly used to describe those online who have many hours on a video game or social media (Reddit) or have no real lives outside of the video game world(s) or spheres of Social media. More so used for those who are assholes to new players and consider themselves gods in the video game they play.

Jim: Yo where has Henry been?
Simon: He's been inside the past 1 1/2 weeks playing League of Legends.
Jim: Oh so he's becoming a neckbeard?

by Undeadvirtue August 13, 2021