Neal Hillbilly Oakley

A sexy boy that looks like a women and has sexy long dirty hair that I won't to rub round my small choad while sucking his nipple

Underwater nose sex

by Johnty Henderson March 6, 2004

nellyrific

similar to the definition of coolioistic... but instead of being cooler than coolio, you're as cool as nelly.

oh my gosh, i got in VIP last night... it was so nellyrific!

by missbeachblonde March 29, 2009

newlyfed

The name of a newly released federal prison inmate who has been out for less than a year.

John: How long have you been out of federal pen?

Floyd: Man, I haven't been out not even a year.

John: Oh hell, you still a newlyfed then!

Floyd: Yep.

by K-Wye November 14, 2010

Nelly Bojangles

An extremely flamboyant gay man, usually more noticeable than a twink.

He's a nelly bojangles. Look at nelly bojangles jumping around.

by memguy October 11, 2011

Neal Caffery

An extremely hot, very charismatic, intelligent, humorous, and mindful individual. Seen in the show “White Collar”, and neither his character nor his actor ever fail to amaze or deceive your thoughts. Always managing to prevail in wonders unbeknownst to you, he never seems to let you down. Occasionally acts like a very large child, however, this is in the best possible way and causes one to have tremendous surges of affection for him. It’s fucking adorable.

Dana: OH MY GOD! Did you see that? Neal Caffery is so FUCKING GREAT!
Stacy: I KNOW RIGHT! HOW THE HELL DOES HE ALWAYS MANAGE TO MAKE ME SUPRISED? Ugh, if only he wasn’t married and had children...
Alex: Shut the fuck up Stacy, you rancid hoe.
Stacy: You’ve had THREE little toys in the last hour Alex, shut up.
Dana: *trying to walk out of the room slowly to avoid death*
Alex: OH BITCH DON’T YOU-

Etc.

by AggressivePizza March 28, 2018

Nealee

Nealee is a girl with gorgeous brown hair, brown eyes, and tan skin😂 she is also very athletic😂 this girl is an amazing best friend/sister. Ok now on to other things😂 For one she probably looked like Dora when she was little and somehow is now Kenley Pope🤷🏽 ♀️😂 she might be your best friend but can scare you a lot sometimes. She is a very heavy sleeper that likes to spend money in giant stuffed animals and spill stir fry all over her white shirt. She will use a toilet plunger to make you laugh in a try not to laugh game and in literally SO FREAKING OBSESSED WITH SEA TURTLES IT’S INSANE!😂 she is also a chicken nugget.

Boy 1: “Oh dude who is that girl”
Boy 2: “Oh dude that’s Nealee bro”
Boy 1: “Oh I would’ve never guessed that name”
Boy 2: “I don’t think anyone would’ve”
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Lunch:
Lauren: “NEALEE LOOK”
Nealee: “STAND UP”
Both: “IN THE TEAL ZONE YOU KNOW IM FOCUSED NO TIME FOR THE HOCUS POCUS”... “WE’RE UNBREAKABLE WITH YOUR LOVE”... “TEAL STOMP”

by Criss Cross Applesauce April 14, 2019

nelyportor

Nelyportor ~ noun

Nelyportor is a tiktok user, previously known as sasorisbabymama and recently known as idc.zay’s best friend. She is an A+ tier mutual that is very proficient at replying to mutuals, with no known character flaws except from the fact that she’s 5’4. She is in love with some guy called Aiden but he doesn’t love her back

strawhat_tango:Nelyportor got comment banned again😹🙏🏾
Vashfwstampedes: That bozo deserves it

👎😹👎

by Vashfwstampedes April 5, 2021