number cruncher

1. an accountant or any one else who works with numerical data

2. a computer that can solve many problems at a fast rate

The number crunchers work harder than the rest of the company.

by Light Joker January 1, 2007

Number 2 Tatoo

The blue-gray mark left perminantly in your outer layer of skin (epidermis) after getting stabbed or stabbing yourself with with a pencil. (commonly a number 2 pencil) It can either contain the lead (actually graphite) still inside or can just be particles that are visible through the skin. There is currently no way to remove it.

Remember when you stabbed me with a pencil last year? I still have a number 2 tatoo.

by fraxinus March 10, 2016

Number one bae

you number one bae you love him loads possibly (peanut)

Hayden landa is my number one bae

by Lol don't care January 13, 2017

number zero

The number before my number one. My person. My dawg. My sidekick. My ride or die. My buddy. The one I tell everything to. A true friend.

Me: Man, I'm missing my buddy. He's my number zero.

by jjbugs October 27, 2018

Number 15

Burger King foot lettuce

The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4-channer uploaded a photo anonymous photo to the site, showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce, with the statement, "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on - but that's even worse, so if you like foot lettuce in your burger, Number 15 is for you.

by Yuri_Dopted December 29, 2019

Number 42

The secret number in all college vending machines, that if pressed, will provide free but tasteless crisps for all.

Coincidentally, the meaning of life

Guy 1: Aww man, i'm so hungry, i could really go for a bag of McCoy's but i'm out of money

Guy 2: i'm afraid it's the number 42 for you, wheat crunchies ahoy

by Saishou December 26, 2008

number 11 bus

Walking somewhere on your own two legs that God gave you.

(The legs each represent a "1.")

"Lazy North American mofos are so dependent on their cars they won't even take the frigging number 11 bus 2 blocks."

by SeaBat June 12, 2006