cock nostrils

Someone with nostrils so large you could slide your dick right up their nose.

man, have you seen keisha's cock nostrils?

yea! aw sick dude!

by Mr motherfucker January 28, 2017

Niagara Nostril

When you moisten your finger with saliva and stick it in another’s nostril.

“Dude, I just gave Chedda the ol’ niagara nostril on the bus.”

by CheddyBombs27 April 4, 2024

Donkey’s Nostril

A euphamism for a front or back bottom that is adorned with hairs that grow not only around the entrance but also inside the orifice itself.

Phillip was intrigued by the Donkey’s Nostril that had presented itself to him, and immediately undertook a thorough inspection using part of his body.

by Vizzage May 27, 2023

wet nostril

a moisturized nose orifice

wow thats a moisturized nose orifice
oh you mean a wet nostril

by crabbyPattyFormula April 24, 2019

Double Nostriling

When one fancies a bump and they don't have any coke, so they snort two micro machines (tiny matchbox cars) up each nostril, then proceeds to snot rocket them out into the backyard in a bloody mess.

Dude, he is totally Double Nostriling those cars. Far out man!

by Etrenis February 20, 2009

nostril rape

The act in which some one male sticks his penis up soomeones nostril without consent

No, john I told you I don't want it up my nostril.... John that's (nostril rape)

by Nostril rape isn't a joke September 14, 2017

nostrilize

The act of adding nostrils to a creature/object.

Person 1: Have you finished sculpting the statue yet?
Person 2: One second I just have to nostrilize it.

by moonarm September 4, 2020