lol-ing all over myself

To actually "lol" so hard, that you make a (rather embarassing) mess.

Keizra: I'm totally lol-ing all over myself.
Jess: Do you want me to get the shamwow? It'll have you saying Sham-WOW.

by Jesmica February 21, 2009

Kill Myself

The common quote said after one performs a blasphemous act, therefore embarassing him/her self.

George: Yo we're going the wrong way.. where's my house?

Non-Idiot: Your in it.

George: Oh god. Kill myself.

by Dr. Kremler May 9, 2009

heil myself

To heil oneself is to mimic this action that originates from the 2005 movie, "The Producers." The character portraying a very flamboyant Adolf Hitler lavishes praise upon himself when sings "Heil Myself."

I'm so great! Heil Myself!

by thomas trapp December 27, 2009

top myself

To top yourself is to kill yourself/ commit suicide e.g Im gonna top miself.

To be topped is to be killed e.g someone top me

If i cant go out soon ill top myself

by Sparklyizzy June 2, 2018

i flatter myself

A phrase used when attempting to be inconspicuously narcissistic.

I flatter myself I'm the shit.

by javawizard November 19, 2012

Take care of myself

To masturbate.

I was feeling horny so I took out my vibrator and went to the room to take care of myself.

by J. Freka June 2, 2018

Browned myself

Browning yourself:

#1 craping yourself. laying shit in your trousers. drop a loaf of shit in your pants.

#2 scared the crap out of yourself.

#3 so amazed you shit yourself.

ever had one of those times from out of nowhere you have to make a monster doo? I had one of those the other day while I was organizing boxes at my storage unit, and with no place to go I thought I was going to brown myself until I scavenged some napkins out of the taco sacks in my car, pulled the door shut on the unit and went to browntown in an empty moving box. talk about a moving experience.

Then, after busting a loaf I about browned myself again when the door on the unit wouldn't open. All I could imagine was the look on some chaps face in the morning when they show up and let me out with my box of deux.

by thespecialedge February 22, 2011