Mustache Ride

Putting on your helmet and high visibility jacket, and then getting driven around by a mustachioed significant other.

Walking to the dig site would have been awful, but thankfully Cam gave me a mustache ride!

by MysteryBoater21 April 3, 2020

Mustache-face

an abnormally large, 1337 mustache.. on someone's face.

"Kamele has a mustache-face."

by Koury January 8, 2004

Mustache Ride

To rotate your jaw in either a clockwise and or counter clockwise motion while pushing your tongue out in succession with the movement of one's lips; making it appear as though the mustache is doing a wave-like motion.

would anyone in my general vicinity care for a mustache ride?

by things that i'm looking at March 4, 2014

Mustache ride

A Mustache ride is an experience one has when in attendence at a -The Mustache-(of wisconsin)- concert. This notion is manifested in the perpetual urging of all young ladies to be in a line when they lust for a Mustache ride.

As DJ Jazzy Jebadiah leaned back, microphone in hand, sweat dripping from his hair, he motioned the finest lady of the audience to shake her bodatious body. When the band's song was over and that nasty babe had danced her heart out, it was clear without doubt she had just endured a wild Mustache ride.

Dan says, "It wasn't the first time The Mustache ever called for the donkey dicks to get up and dance, but dang man, this time their music gave me a wicked nasty Mustache ride!"

by Chuck Narwhale October 13, 2009

Mustache Cheese

The smearing of the cheese like substance found inside the labia on the mustache of the male.

Gillie: Hey friend you're mustache cheese looks great.
Friend: Yea my lady friend has a great vagina.

by Christmas Tang August 4, 2010

mustache ride

When one guy gives head to another. Giving fellatio.

Jim gave his boyfriend a mustache ride last night.

by the woof man March 4, 2008

mustache monorail

one person getting railed/dry-humped/oral sex by a single unit that happens to have a hairy upper lip.

guy #1: what did you do last night?"
guy #2: i mustached monorailed some bitch all night long!
guy #3: trust me, you're welcome. do not mustache monorail my mother ever again!
guy #2: deal.....

by eatshitanddie666 May 30, 2010