When a Man fucks a woman on her period and then cums on her top lip, while mixing the Cum and Blood. Making it look like Sriracha sauce.
by TheNotSoSilentOne March 8, 2017
Get the sriracha mustachemug. a sexual position in which a man mounts a girls face backwards and dangles his balls right above her upper lip and below her nose.
by sexypanda man January 30, 2010
Get the backwards mustachemug. Sitting relaxing and all unawares, Casey suddeny took a massive methane face load when bean-powered Baily spun and painted the mustache as he passed.
by Dropping Deuces of 262 December 13, 2012
Get the Painted the mustachemug. by Dirty Chad March 22, 2010
Get the Zebra mustachemug. When there's simply too much mustache to handle. If you can't handle the 'stache then get out of Missouri; the mustache capital.
The other week I was chilling in Missouri and I kissed my girlfriend and she complained about my mustache being sufficiently prickly. She claimed it was mustache madness! She was then escorted out of the state because she couldn't handle it.
by Ozzy Fosburn January 24, 2012
Get the Mustache madnessmug. Put your index finger sideways under someones nose and say "mustache finger?" if you succeed and get them you will win bro points... if they somehow avoid your attempt they get bro points.
by Slang Master Zen November 18, 2014
Get the Mustache Finger?mug. A person who is always saying "Mustache luv" or "I mustache you a question" They usually wear mustache themed jewelry or clothing. Most of the time they are girls. NOTE: loves facial hair
by grasslike February 23, 2013
Get the Mustache lovermug.