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mullins

Verb. To irreparably screw something up as a result of taking too many shortcuts. May also be used to describe the act of putting something together with the minimum amount of effort needed so that it works, but barely and not for long. Also for use when describing the art of stringing somebody along by showing the minimal level of competence needed to demonstrate that a task could possibly be achieved.
"If you didn't mullins that brake repair by using the Honda rotors sitting in your garage instead of the correct ones for your Toyota, we wouldn't have crashed!"
"Your back door won't shut all they way. Maybe you could just mullins it shut with some duct tape?"
"I was ready to fire that lazy bastard, but he mullinsed his way through it again by turning in those fifteen past-due reports!"
by Barry Dacockiner December 9, 2007
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mellonball

1.The homosexual act of releasing semen in another man's ashole and retrieving it with a spoon
2.One who mellonballs
The Cookie Monster says 'I lkie to mellonball that horny bitch Oscar!'
by Bullfrog February 8, 2003
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Mullock

The unholy union between a mullet and dreadlocks.
That mans mullock makes me want to kill myself. I'm not sure if its alive or dead, but it looks like a rotten coyote pelt hanging from his neck.
by OCCTOOLROOM November 3, 2010
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Mullen

A Mullen is a kid who says random funny things that everybody laughs at.
Tom - omg that new kid came in our class today for a look around, He looks like a Mullen Haha
Jenny - Yeah i hope he joins the school we need to have a funny kid in our class
by TomHouston September 25, 2011
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mellon

"I'm going to mellon you with a plastic knife if you don't shut up."
by master141 February 19, 2009
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Carnegie Mellon

A prestigious university established in 1900 in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, famous in the fields of engineering, robotics, and computer science. Known to have a lot of nerds, geeks, Jews, and Asians - this is a nerd school. Tuition is ridiculously high, but most of CMU graduates end up making 6-digit salaries after landing a job.

Generally speaking, both the girls and guys in CMU are rather unattractive and socially awkward. The CFA (College of Fine Arts), however, is a different story. Those girls are hot.
Girl 1: "With the student body ratio being 65% male, a girl's gotta have it great."
CMU Girl 2: "Nah, not really, the odds are good but the goods are odd."
CMU Girl 3: "Welcome to Carnegie Mellon."

CMU Guy 1: "Man, all these fugly engineering and computer science girls in my classes make me wanna turn gay."
CMU Guy 2: "Nah, there's hope, here comes that cute design chick..."
by Pittsburghing December 22, 2008
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Carnegie Mellon

Carnegie Mellon University, formerly Carnegie Tech, is one of the most prestigous universities in the world. The Tepper School of Undergraduate Business was recently ranked by the Wall Street Journal as the second best undergraduate business school in the world as well as in the United States. In addition, the school's engineering and computer science programs continually rank in the top three in the country.
:Sarah is going to be attending Carnegie Mellon in the fall.
:Wow, she must be incredibly smart and ugly.
by Exp November 30, 2006
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