MAGA Math

Also known as “Fake Math.” Any math courses or programs promoted by some unscrupulous individuals or shady institutions that promise to deliver pie-in-the-sky results to lure the gullibles or suckers, who are excited by form rather than substance.

Although tens of thousands of blue-collar workers and suburban evangelicals have been taken advantage of by MAGA math providers and politicians, millions of white parents and patriots in red states have been bought into the lie that their children are being indoctrinated by “woke math” publishers and multicultural math educators.

by Fasters September 20, 2022

think through math

A retarded site "teaching" math but it does the opposite.

that's it.

period.

i learned so much from think through math, 1+1=bullshit

by A normal memer April 20, 2018

math class

Everything that means nothing

Train A leaves Boston at 6:00PM as the driver eats waffels and hashbrowns. Train B leaves Minneapolis traveling 110MPH while the driver headbangs to Enter Sandman. What is Driver A's favorite song?

by Drain Bameged January 2, 2004

Math Fetish

noun.
Having an extreme fixation, usually sexually satisfying on something, for people who are skilled at mathematics.

Teacher : "The opposite of an intregal is a derivative"
Dude 1: "Dude, did you see that girl orgasm in the back of the room?"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude, I'm pretty sure she has a math fetish"

Chick 1: "He was so uncool until he talked math to me. We had sex after he explained a calculus concept."
Chick 2: "you totally have a math fetish"

by ihaveamathfetish October 12, 2009

math book

the real satanic bible

Beware of the math book

by Can of Worms November 5, 2006

Math

"Everyone's favorite subject"

- Baldi

Baldi's basics is actually way more mathematical than one is led to think: unless you develop some sick strategy to collect the notebooks, you're doomed. Those baby math questions in notebooks are there just to show you how lame a math teacher Baldi really is.

by EpicScientician December 5, 2021

Math Class Boner

You know what it is. The boner that happens the second the bell rings to end math class. I guess the linear functions get us all hot and bothered.

Teacher: Can you do problem 4?
Student: ....I have the math class boner.

HOLY SHIFT. CHECK OUT THE ASYMPTOTE ON THAT MOTHER FUNCTION.

Dat mass.

by JohnLevine May 3, 2011