by LotusKilla69 February 26, 2004
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The USMC is over 225 years of romping, stomping, hell, death and destruction. The finest fighting machine the world has ever seen. We were born in a bomb crater, our mother was an M-16 and our father was the devil.
Each moment that I live is an additional threat upon your life. I am a rough looking, roving warrior of the whole damn globe. I am cocky, self-centered, overbearing, and I do not know the meaning of fear, for I am fear itself. I am a green, amphibious monster made of blood and guts who arose from the sea, feasting on anti-Americans throughout the globe. Whenever it may arise, and when my time comes, I will die a glorious death on the battle field, giving my life to Mama, the Corps, and the American flag.
We stole the eagle from the Air Force, the anchor from the Navy, and the rope from the Army. On the 7th day, while God rested, we overran his perimeter and stole the globe, and we've been running the show ever since. We live like soldiers and talk like sailors and make both of them look like fucking pacifists because we are the mother fucking American samurai. We are the Spartans of the modern fucking future, and nobody can outfight, outdrink, outfuck, outman the fucking Marines, because we are PT GODS! Warrior by day, lover by night, drunkard by choice, Marine Corps by good Goddamn luck! SEMPER FI MOTHER FUCKERS!
The USMC is over 225 years of romping, stomping, hell, death and destruction. The finest fighting machine the world has ever seen. We were born in a bomb crater, our mother was an M-16 and our father was the devil.
Each moment that I live is an additional threat upon your life. I am a rough looking, roving warrior of the whole damn globe. I am cocky, self-centered, overbearing, and I do not know the meaning of fear, for I am fear itself. I am a green, amphibious monster made of blood and guts who arose from the sea, feasting on anti-Americans throughout the globe. Whenever it may arise, and when my time comes, I will die a glorious death on the battle field, giving my life to Mama, the Corps, and the American flag.
We stole the eagle from the Air Force, the anchor from the Navy, and the rope from the Army. On the 7th day, while God rested, we overran his perimeter and stole the globe, and we've been running the show ever since. We live like soldiers and talk like sailors and make both of them look like fucking pacifists because we are the mother fucking American samurai. We are the Spartans of the modern fucking future, and nobody can outfight, outdrink, outfuck, outman the fucking Marines, because we are PT GODS! Warrior by day, lover by night, drunkard by choice, Marine Corps by good Goddamn luck! SEMPER FI MOTHER FUCKERS!
by kill99 May 14, 2010
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by phildothegreat October 18, 2013
Get the motor butting mug.Dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO) is a combination of 2 hydrogen and 1 oxygen (di = 2, mon = 1), which creates H2O. It is a completely safe element, but a hoax that was created in the 1990's as an April Fools joke got popular that said that DHMO was a chemical that was a substance that was contained in things such as acid rain, nuclear power plants, etc.
John: "Have you heard about the chemical Dihydrogen monoxide? I read that it was really dangerous and it's even in our water and food!"
Steve: "No, that is just water. Do more research and don't believe everything you read online."
Steve: "No, that is just water. Do more research and don't believe everything you read online."
by Ay Lmao October 20, 2015
Get the Dihydrogen monoxide mug.A type of person that needs to play online games for self-fulfillment since its' real life is a wreck and uses all their inheritance to fund their Mega Walls addiction. This type of person is also very hypocritical and will try to verbally attack you without any basis or reason, this expression could also be used as a synonym for an internet white knight.
Retreating to their online persona, a Motofreaks will forget about his horrific social life.
Retreating to their online persona, a Motofreaks will forget about his horrific social life.
"Hey motofreaks, can you please get off your computer and do something else?"
"No I have to get top of the leaderboard"
"No I have to get top of the leaderboard"
by Adamdaddy February 26, 2018
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by F$ckaround&f$nd@ut October 6, 2021
Get the Motorboat Malone mug.When one takes incredibly homosexual myspace photos and posts them on Myspace, refusing to do anything with their life.
Carrie- Hey Sarah, I think I know that guy on Myspace.
Sarah- Really?
Carrie- Yeah, for all the time he took to take those photos on his Myspace, he could have a job, some money, and new un-shitted on underwear.
Sarah- Seriously, check out the highlighter looking pit stains on his shirt.
Carrie and Sarah- GROSS! What a Mike Monoxide!
Sarah- Really?
Carrie- Yeah, for all the time he took to take those photos on his Myspace, he could have a job, some money, and new un-shitted on underwear.
Sarah- Seriously, check out the highlighter looking pit stains on his shirt.
Carrie and Sarah- GROSS! What a Mike Monoxide!
by gunbear08 March 5, 2010
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