Mort

The dude at the gym who only rips machines. Has never touched a free weight in his life but still thinks hes the biggest in the squad, while in reality, he is not

Yo look at the dude on the bicep curl machine hes such a mort

by Himothy1209838 February 2, 2023

Mort

A bowl of finger nail clippings

Mort get out of da way

by I know allll October 5, 2021

Mort

A Jewish baby

Your such a mort

by Dylanpcmc October 6, 2016

Matt mort

The ugliest name/dude to ever touch foot on this planet. If this is ur name u get absolutely no play at all especially after ur girlfriend dumped ur lazy pathetic ass. U go out every night and ur only mission is to get some box and u fail time after time again, terribly. If ur name is Matt mort 😂😂 u piss ur pants after a rough night out. Parents, don’t name ur kid this if u love them.

Guy 1 : u know Matt Mort?
Guy 2: name rings a bell… ohhh shit, ya that kids an absolute squid and a puss bag. Gets no bitches all well.

by Not Matt mort February 24, 2025

mort._vr

Mort VR is a tiktoker who just recently made up his account, he doesn't really post that much, but when he does, it's kinda funny. You should definitely give him a follow

Look, it's mort._vr I should follow him

by Mort._vr April 16, 2022

Mort

A mort is someone that is unhygienic, a slut, a crack whore, everything bad all put into one,

A mort dosent care how she looks, how she dresses, who she hangs with & who she hangs out of!

The word mort is exactly like the word gronk! But mort is what you call females and gronk is for males!,

Its the worst thing to be called if your a female!

Guy1

Did she just scat the stem of your pipe?
Guy 2

Yea she’s a fucking Mort!!

Oi whos that scatt mort!

Oi bruv she’s the biggest fucking mort around!

by Inkdup Aussie March 13, 2024

mort

-likes king juliens feet
-is hot
-yeah

“MORT STOP TOUCHING MY FEET😡😡😕🤨”
-king julien

by mouthbreater July 5, 2021