Due to the struggle of having countless kids, Mormons run late to most every occasion. It is only acceptable to be late if you are Mormon, otherwise there is no excuse.
The meeting starts at 9:00 but we'll tell Steve that it starts at 8:30 because he runs on Mormon Standard Time.
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A large van, almost the size of a small bus, that is used by churches or other organizations to haul 15 kids around. Many mormon families have them so they can haul all 13 of their children.
by rabblerouser August 16, 2006
Get the mormon mobile mug.Mormon food is most accurately described to the modern world as junk food and/or fast food. It can include Wendy's Baconator or just general junk food. Fucking disgusting.
Your Friend: Dude, your girlfriend eats like a starving dog!
You, you bastard: Yeah, I stopped off at Wendy's and stocked up on Mormon food for my bitch.
Your Friend: Damn, you stupid.
You, you bastard: Yeah, I stopped off at Wendy's and stocked up on Mormon food for my bitch.
Your Friend: Damn, you stupid.
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Get the moron mug.From "The Lord of the Rings," the evil land of Sauron the Dark Lord. Please do not ring the front gate after 9PM, thx. -- mgmt
One does not simply waltz into Mordor.
by Jon February 17, 2005
Get the Mordor mug.After marriage, when a couple has at least 4 kids. This could possibly happen within the first year of marriage if the couple has quintuplets, or within 4 years if they are diligent.
Zach and his wife keep poppin out babies like every single year. He is swinging for his 3rd mormon grand slam with this last baby.
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