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moonchie

noun.
1. A sex organ between a gay male's Gluteus Maximus that when used correctly; can and will influence, manipulate, and control the mind of any heterosexual male.

2. The "experienced" anus of a gay male that is known to feel so pleasurable to the penis of any heterosexual man it will cause him to leave his wife, children, and in some cases his entire life behind.

3. The most powerful tool a gay male can possess

4. A married female's worst nightmare
1. Fahylando invited Jenny's husband Jeffery over to enjoy his moonchie after a fight they had; Jeffery never came back home.

2. "Bitch I let him hit this moonchie one time and he signed every blank check in his checkbook and gave it to me."

3, "Dude I swear I thought that I was happy man until I fucked Fahylando's moonchie; but afterwards, I served my wife divorce papers for unexplained.”
by Fahylando March 19, 2016
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facebook mooching

An activity whereby someone goes through your facebook list and adds your friends based on your connections. This is also popular on LinkedIn and MySpace.
Jackie was facebook mooching yesterday on her laptop. Now we all have the same friends.
by Steve Guyer October 30, 2007
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moocher

1. A stoner who uses you offten to get high on your own personal surply. he/she will smoke you stash, eat your munchies, drink your koolade and never ever return the favor.

2. some who always "borrows" things that are not normally borrowed.

3. some one who uses you there own good but never returns the favor

4. verb: to mooch
1. aw man let me hit that...no way cheezy puffs...dude some koolade...wow i better go man bye

2. hey man can i borrow your car/vcr/shoes/socks

3. dude lend me $5 ill pay you back *they have no cash, ever*

4. lets mooch over to her place later
by Flash terrorist August 9, 2004
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moonchild

I am he, the bornless one, the fallen angel watching you...
by dila June 21, 2004
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pussy moocher

One who tries to steal or get with your girlfriend or her friends or take away any time of female companion. Although sexist it makes fun of men and can be some lesbians.
Mike is being such a pussy moocher, he keeps trying to get with your girlfriends friend.
by Bennie November 28, 2004
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monch

Verb

To eat with extreme pleasure. Often occurs as a result of THC or Alcohol intoxication; the best cure for the munchies.

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Middle English monchen.
Yo man after all that squeef (marijuana) I need to be straight monching, let's order some Chinese.
by A-More October 16, 2005
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mooching

A person who is lazy, and not doing anything at the present time
I'm just mooching about!
by Daniel March 30, 2004
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