monkeypox

MonkeyPox is a virus that you get when you drop food on the floor the tiny ground monkeys infest the fallen food then when you pick up the food and eat it because of the 5 second rule the monkey will infest your bloodline and have sexual activity with your red blood cells causing monkeypox

I dropped my pizza on the floor and the ate and I got monkeypox

by BananaBoi11 August 30, 2022

Monkeypox

Monkeypox is a dangerous virus wich naturaly will spawn in 2 places: ohio and africa. Monkeypox can only be transported by monkeys and since africa is full of monkeys wich fly all over the world, you can now find it everywhere.

Normal symptoms might be huge craving of bananas, fufu, grape kool aid or fried chicken. Your skin also might get the wrong colour, wich in that case there is no turning back unless your like michael jackson.

Requise: ohh oh ahh ahh (scratches his armpit)
Other guy: he has monkeypox

by Requis Tyrone Jamal the third December 22, 2022

MonkeyBoi200

Best monkey ever to exist

Yo MonkeyBoi200 what you saying g

by El_Jack0 March 14, 2023

monkeyexpress

another name for stupid rat kid

monkeyexpress is a rat kid

by ELEETKRODE April 2, 2003

monkeyforce

a secret group of monkeys after the notorios ownagest cap'n rain the quester. they are gonna try and kill cap'n rain the quester who will survive at all costs! by the way hes a pirate, arr

the monkeyforce are comin mateys! ill take these bastards

by raikean October 20, 2008

Monkeyball

When playing a basketball game, and the worst person on the team dribbles for more then 5 minutes, gets triple teamed, shoots a fade away and air balls. Then proceeds to blame the teammates for not getting open.

A lot of monkeyball going on, on the court. I think I’m going to hit the weight room.

by Wolfman+219 December 31, 2018

moneyboob

When you’re carrying so much money in your wallet in your breast pocket, that it creates a visible bulge, known as moneyboob.

„I just had to withdraw the money to buy the car, but the atm didn’t have any big notes.“

„Yeah man, I can see your moneyboob is huge today!“

by Atomicquakeblob December 26, 2019