Two Mice in a Warm Sock

Balls.

I sat down on the toilet seat at an odd angle and I hurt my two mice in a warm sock.

by Jaydub1001 March 23, 2011

loud micer

a pussy ass nigga with stds

dude u hear that?
what?
its a loud micer

ohhh one of those pussy niggas

by dad200000000000000000006666666 December 5, 2020

Loud Micers

People who are incapable of being coherent. They use this method in-order to mask their incoherency. They typically stray to this path because they aren't funny enough so they use amplified sound or static that makes their volume exaggerated. Which is found "humorous".

P1: Loud Micers are so annoying.
P2: I agree, you can't even interpret what they're saying.

by anonymous December 10, 2020

Of Mice and Men

One of the worst books I have ever read. It had horrible grammer and the majority of the novela did not mak sense. A big retard and his skinny friend work on a ranch. The retard kilss a puppy and a girl by petting them and shaking them too rough. The skinny friend shoots the retard to save him from jail.

How depressing. Thank god it was only 105 pages long. Don't read it.

Colleen: Do you want to read Of Mice and Men with me?
Jordan: *Sets self on fire*

by Sincerely Jordan November 2, 2008

maicen

the soapy discharge attributed to gay butt sex

" yo after last nights man orgy (morgy,) I got maicen in my hair!"

by sixto4658 February 23, 2009

Micelle

Can be a group of phospholipids in aqueous solution that form a sphere due to polar activity with the water molecules. Basically a bubble of fat, easily mistakable with "Michelle", and for a good reason.

Craig: Aren't you proud of Michelle, finally sticking her neck out there and professing her profound feelings for you?

Keegan: I guess, the only thing I'm used to having stick out on her is her stomach! More like Micelle am I right?

Craig: you'll be alone forever

by White male koala lover 69 September 12, 2014

Mice nuts

Formerly, in the better old days, a business term of art used to describe the insignificant or immaterial numbers or aspects of the business that the PC Police have taken away with most of life's other small pleasures.

Older manager says - these 2 companies are the material ones. All the other ones are mice nuts.

Newbie staff thinks - ha, he said mice nuts

by Karls Hammer May 9, 2016