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mister maybe

mister maybe is a man that has it all.
he says what ever he pleases.
you most likely owe him money.
he always makes the first move, don't even try to contact him.
"if mister maybe asks me out on a date i will definitely accept"

"mister maybe called and we talked for hours"

"mister maybe has feet that are size ten men......you should give him a call"

"i owe mister maybe a shitload of money, it was very wonderful of him to lend it to me"

"mister maybe told me he wanted to put my hair in his nose, i feel so good about myself"
by generous-master-sturdy January 19, 2010
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Mister Salties

by Pickles Lubzie January 26, 2010
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Mister Twatbox

Someone who is self important to a degree of uber arrogance.
Mister Twatbox is Someone who is regarded by most people as a complete dick, even amongst his friends.

i.e 'That Mr Twatbox Gordon Broon'
'Here comes Mr Twatbox, try and ignore him'
by Elbow grease May 9, 2010
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the mister purps

The shits you get the next day after drinking wine. Comes from the blackisk purlpe colour of the shit.
" Man, I forgot I drank wine last night and got all freaked out when I looked in the toilet paper and saw the mister purps swimming in the bowl.
by Sarge25 May 15, 2008
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Mister Nickel

A teacher who thinks he is the best thing that ever happend to his students.
A: How is your new math teacher?
B: Man he is such a Mister Nickel.
by Fakten August 13, 2015
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fister mister

A man who fists other men at rapid fire speed.
Whoa, look at that fister mister over there! He's totally fisting those guys at rapid fire speed.
by D3adM3rchant December 20, 2015
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Mister-ess

Noun. A male version of a mistress. A man having an extramarital sexual relationship, especially with a married woman.
Her mister-ess was patiently waiting in his car to go out with her. She knew she wasn’t going to pay anything for the dinner. The mister-ess took her back home and gave her a doggie bag to give to her kids at home.
by venomfactor13 September 12, 2019
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