salt miner

A male person who pleasures himself a bit too often or at opportune moments (like when a girlfriend is asleep or in the bath), a wanker, tosser, masturbator. Taken from the action of a miner using his tool at the source of the salt.

OMFG, did ya hear that Steve got caught wanking at work, he's such a fucking salt miner.

by Safecracker G October 15, 2004

dirty miner

when you spit your chewing tobacco into your girls vagina then proceed to bang the crap outta her...may cause a mild burning sensation.

"I gave your sister a dirty miner....she didnt like it too much"

by Jordan Olson December 4, 2005

Gold Miner

similar to a woman who is a gold digger, but much more dedicated, works harder and longer and digs deeper. On a mission to find a rich guy

Suzie is a gold digger but Jane is a gold miner !!!!

by mikelarocc May 20, 2011

Marmite Miner

Used to describe people having anal sex. After sex, The man pulls out his penis, and, if he has shit on it, he is called a "Marmite Miner". Can be shortened to "MM".(Double M)

Marmite Mining: You either love it or you hate it!

Sorry for the rudeness of this post.

"Person 1 puts dick in Persons 2 anal. Then pulls it back out."
Person 2: God, been Marmite mining again have we?
person 1: Wash your arse next time! I hate to be a Marmite Miner.

by DJ Daz and Siliconwolf September 24, 2006

Pussy Miner

Searching Fackebook, Myspace, ect. for hot chicks. May find many hot chicks at a time, not unlike a vein of gold.

Dude i spent 2 hours pussy mining last night, but check out these babes i found! U can pick 1, JUST ONE!! i am a Legit Pussy Miner.

Dan

by ReignBeauX April 13, 2011

Miner's Code

The Miner's Code essentially means going for a period of time without masturbating. The term "mining" refers to masturbation, or more specifically, ejaculation for its similarities to mining for a precious stone or metal.

"Hey Marc, I hear you've broken the Miner's Code last night?"
"It's true, I did break The Code."

by Marc Snitzer August 19, 2006

vaginer miner

a person (male or female) who works in a mine excavating buried vaginas.

"i'd like to apply for a job as a vagina miner, i have experience, i worked as a uranium miner in North Korea"

"hired!!"

by efg June 1, 2004