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Minecraft

What cool kids play, instantly making them superior to their peers. Minecraft requires a great amount of determination, focus, hard-work, and dedication. If you don't play Minecraft, you smell like pure ass.

Minecraft is the best game known to mankind. Roblox and Fortnite look up to this game, wiping away the tears that consist of the sadness of knowing that they'll never be as good as MINECRAFT.

People who play Minecraft make amazing friends. They're cool and typically have really greasy hair, but that's okay.

Minecraft forever!
"Hey, do you play Minecraft?"

"Omg, yes! How'd you know?"

"Your hair is so greasy that it looks wet. Also, you are just so cool dude!"

"Thanks!"
by gentle snowflakes November 15, 2018
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Minecraft is where all losers find to there future like this gentlemen here....
Person 1:*opens door*
Person 2 :GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT.
by Kenhasalife69 October 28, 2018
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a sick game but it doesn't have sonic so its not that good
by Remy Abdi January 2, 2019
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Was once the biggest thing in the world now it’s just a wasteland of shitty videos and clickbait
YOU SUCK AT MINECRAFT YOU N00b
by Manfromthe90s July 17, 2018
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BlockyboiShagger aka Steve runs around looking for diamonds avoiding green thots on their period, literally gonna explode his ass, gonna hope he meets and destroys FaZeDRAGON by quick scoping his energy cubes, after that he shall kill The Wither by decapitating him and cutting his bollocks off. Another goal is to get a hot af girl to bang.
Minecraft boys
by #1Shagger August 27, 2018
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-You are dumb.
-Idc.
-You are stupid.
-Idc.
-Minecraft is stupid game.
-Say that again 😡
by Niggavantsy February 15, 2019
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