midnight date

a furtive, yet unplanned meeting between two persons in late hours of the night, where topics of no relevant importance are discussed. The aim is to spend as much time as possible with your "date" and figure wher can you find him/her later on.

Roomie: where the hell have you been?
You: Ohh I had a midnight date.

by Dina R. November 6, 2006

midnight caucus

A term to describe groups of hardworking employees, particularly those working in the legislative realm. This is a play on the use of the term "caucus" to reference other legislative subgroups, such as the Legislative Black Caucus, Latino Caucus, Education Caucus, or Downstate Caucus.

Legislative Staffer A: Are you ready to go home yet?

Legislative Staffer B: Not yet. The midnight caucus isn't quite ready to adjourn.

by Springfield Staffer February 24, 2010

Midnight Mike

The act of busting a nut on your girlfriends face while she sleeps.

girl sleeps
Midnight Mike
cum in face

by lawl... December 29, 2011

Midnight shit

When you are taking a shit at midnight and simultaneously beating your meat.

Guy: Damn bro, yesterday I performed an incredible midnight shit, that felt AWESOME

Guy: shit you're a champ

by yoGrabHere May 20, 2020

Midnight Bozo

Someone who is disappointed they were born in the u-s-of a (not native American )

I am a midnight bozo :(

by cornyshat November 17, 2020

Midnight Facts For Insomniacs

An awesome podcast by two cool dudes who roast the fuck out of everything while teaching you all you ever need to know about anything.

Friend: brooo.... why are you always falling asleep in class?
Brooo: Because I'm up all night listening to Midnight Facts For Insomniacs man

by poutiine June 3, 2021

Midnight Shopping

When a person goes to old, abandoned houses at night and finds antiques or other items and takes them home as av"souvenir ".

Look at this amazing antique record player my friend, Paul, found when he was out midnight shopping.

by Weird Gonzo May 13, 2022