texas mickey

Big ass bottles of liquor sold at Canadian liquor stores. Comes in CC Rye, Bacardi Rum, Crown Royal and Absolut Vodka. $100 for 3 Litres (almost a gallon)

joe: whadya wanna do tonite?
bob: lets get a texas mickey and some hoes
joe: dude i'm sick of your mom

by ThaOriginal January 25, 2005

Mickey Hart

One of the two drummers for the Grateful Dead. He joined the Dead in 1967, but he left in 1971 due to the disgraceful actions of his father. Lenny Hart, his father, had stolen over $50,000 from the band using his position as the band's manager to steal it. In 1975, Mickey rejoined the band for good. He has worked on many solo projects after the band broke up in 1995 when Jerry Garcia died.

His best work with the Dead is probably the song "Drums," a drum solo by him and Bill Kreutzmann, with electrifying percussion.

Mickey played a sick Drums last night.

by Hay!!! June 3, 2005

king mickey

the king of disney castle in the hit game "Kingdom Hearts"..

king mickey is A mouse with a over sized key..

by shadix August 19, 2006

dipping mickey

The vile act of inserting a gerbil into one's rectum. The rodent is first placed into a wide mouth beer bottle, usually Mickey's Malt Liquor. Then squat and headstand.

That queer who was dipping mickey at the orgy had to check into the emergency room.

by England phi beta gamma June 10, 2008

Mickey D's

McDonald's

by Anonymous April 11, 2003

Mickey Mouse

To build or repair something shoddily and with substandard materials.

Who built this Mickey Mouse thing anyway?

by Damn Proud to be an American March 22, 2003

mickeymouse balls

Verry small balls that havent dropped yet.

1.
"aye bro ur voice is high as fuck, you must have mickeymouse balls".
2.
"I couldnt suck his dick because he had mickeymouse balls."

3.
"He could barely nut with those mickeymouse balls".

by Founderofwords November 3, 2018