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Metallica 

A band that is extremely over-rated. They somehow got famous playing the same songs over and over and over, while also playing the same single note through most of their songs.
No wonder people out of the 70s and 80s are so mindless and bland, they had bands like Metallica to listen to.

WTF? All they're doing is playing the same shit over and over, I wish I could get famous being so unoriginal.
Metallica by UpriverRiku November 2, 2010
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metallica 

A term used to describe someone that sucks to a degree uncomprehendable when you use the word sucks.
Man, you guys can metallica my imklzsa.
metallica by A Broom December 5, 2006

Metallica 

Someone who looks like a stereotypical "heavy metal" person. Has a goatie or beard, black or longish hair, and wears sunglasses.
"Dude, that guy is soo Metallica!"
Metallica by BMWPower August 27, 2006

Metallica 

A screaming death metal band that people listen to, many of whom do not like it, but they listen to it anyway because they think it makes them badass.
Aw, yeah! It's Metallica, yeah!
Metallica by El Mañana July 18, 2008

Metallica 

THE ABSOLUTE WORST BAND IN HISTORY! THEY SUCK SO MUCH DICK. NO TALENT PRICKS!
"do you want to listen to metallica?"
"fuck that, i'd rather listen to miley cyrus."
"but dude, they're so metal."
"no, sir, they are not."
Metallica by zsh January 8, 2009

Metallica 

listened by people that know real music and not that shit rap; people also think they worship goats and the devil
"do you like Metallica?"
"don't they worship goats?"
"no, your getting confused with muslims"

Metallica 

An adult contemporary musical ensemble who, rumor has it, used to play metal.
Cliff Burton would not be pleased with the current incarnation of Metallica.
Metallica by Sam is a Dick October 30, 2007