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Meatloaf

A very flabby dick.
Girl 1: Oh my god, I found out last night that my boyfriend has a chode!
Girl 2: Yeah, well I didn't 'want to tell anybody, but I recently discovered that my boyfriend has meatloaf! Should I break up with him?
Girl 1: Ew, I totally would...
by Jensen.Alika February 14, 2009
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meatloaf surprise

When a butt plug comes out unexpectedly along with fecal matter all over the testicle sack
I was fucking this girl and she was like, "hey im going to use a butt plug too" and i was fine with it until i got a meatloaf surprise.
by the randy ferret November 4, 2009
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meatloaf

meatloaf a softcore gay pornstar named Joe. He has a xxx edition dvd of the fat britsh signer meatloaf. Joe aka meatloaf starred in these movies, "Burnt meat", Stale meat, and more loaf for the meat". He is a very gay man who loves "Protein shakes" freshly squuezed from dr.faggins(his bro).
dammnnn isnt that meatloaf the softcore pornstar.
by i dunni April 4, 2005
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meatloaf

the incredible, edible indie rock god known as anthony!
meatloaf served up some hot pre-release indie the other day. god praise his good name and bless him with the fruit of one thousand virgins
by meatloaf July 27, 2004
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glazed meatloaf

1.obtain a pan, by force if necessary
2.take a big dump in the pan, but it should be a fairly solid one, not some soupy-ass diarrhea
3.have a nice little 5-on-1 session and squirt a big load all over the dump you just took
4.preheat oven to 450 degrees
5.cook for 15-20 minutes
6.give it 5-10 minutes to cool off
7.cut into squares and enjoy
my uncle ron makes the best glazed meatloaf. last thanksgiving i ate so much i yarfed all over my cat.
by officer rod farva September 27, 2004
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Meatloafed

To be unwittingly sent a link to Meatloaf's horrible commercial for the Go Phone. (Similar concept to being Rick Rolled)
This guy on the message board Meatloafed me and I still have that horrible commercial stuck in my head.
by Brian C Schwartz May 12, 2008
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Pennsylvania dutch meatloaf

A sexual act in which you place ketchup on the head of your dick and proceed to fuck a woman in the ass while she is turtle heading.
Yo bro, I totally gave that slut the Pennsylvania dutch meatloaf last night!
by dan majerle's pubes January 4, 2009
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