Fiddling Meathead

1. One who is exceedingly ignorant and does retarded things.

2. Being called a "Fiddling Meathead" automatically gives you the title of a dimwit with an uneducated mind.

3. Activities that lead to someone being called this are highly amusing and will someday become professional sports.

You are a "Fiddling Meathead" if...

- You pass out during a party hammered and wake up a few hours later Air Fiddling to music..

- You make dangerous videos with shopping carts to one day create a masterpiece..

-You quote Evil Betty by saying things like "Lemur go hmphh hmphh".. or "IM JUST A BIRDY TOOOO"..

-You create a handshake involving Air Fiddling, screaming YEEEEEEEAAAAA!, and acting like someone with turrets (hmmpphhhh!)

- And many more....

by Birdies&Lemurs May 12, 2010

meathead

A person that nobody likes, they are obsessed with playing D-1 football even though they suck, they can't get any girls and often disgust them i.e. Kelly Bireley, and their penis is so small that when they flashed it at the pool nobody could see it.

Brad Thorson
"I asked out Kelly Bireley 7 times and got denied each time."

by TW December 19, 2004

meathead

usually a overly large muscular soldier, normally infantry but can apply to special ops

that bar is where all the meatheads hang out

by Carathee December 12, 2004

Meathead

1) n. Young males who go berzerk in the mosh pit and who's favorite part of a song is the mosh riff.
2) adj. Music geared towards Meatheads, with little musical complexity or innovation, such as Hatebreed or Terror.

1) I had no idea Pennywise fans were such meatheads but they all started moshing five minutes before the band was even onstage!
2) I love Terror mostly for the overabundance of Meathead riffs.

by Wardog July 31, 2008

meathead

Someone who has a log for a neck. Cant see their neck as it is so meaty, blends into their shoulders.

Look at dan, that meathead!

by Andrew Lingford June 13, 2005

MEATHEAD

the hippie guy on archie bunker

Archie: 'eh Meathead get outta' my chair!

by steve harvey November 20, 2003

meathead

A person, usually male, who made the wrong life choice, wife choice, career choice, for the usual wrong reasons: prestige, pay, perceived power, poltroonery. A person with no clue, who cannot acknowledge this, even (especially) to himself.

"95% of all practicing planners are meatheads." Prof William Nash.

Everyone is a meathead off his own reservation.

by BRL March 22, 2007