Matty Townsend

Hot German boy who lives in Queensland with is very hot sister

Clearly big bootys run in matty Townsend’s family

by Matty’s mummy November 13, 2022

Dirty Matty

When you’re banging a chick while wearing a black turtle neck

We were hooking up while he was wearing a Dirty Matty

by The Great Zabbou November 20, 2020

mattie lee

A god amongst men and a beautiful human being.

Commonly seen in joggers and a variety of puma and shark t-shirts.

“Did you see Mattie Lee?”
“Yeah he gave me a right hard-on”

by Adz15110gay September 17, 2018

Matty

Matty is a horrible person he is usually the ceo of a big establishment and he is very mean and bossy he is smelly and he likes abusing/harassing women

EWWW MATTY IS UGLY

EWWW MARRT’S SO SMELLY

by juli rose December 13, 2018

Matty ice

This word describes a person of great athletic ability. This person can hit 450ft piss rockets and throw low 90s with ease. They can also max bench 400lbs and they are mostly likely to be found in their basement sweating from either working out and eating protein or taking dubs in fortnite.

Is that Matty ice that just hit a 450ft bomb.

Did Matty ice just take a 15 kill solo dub while benching 300lbs.

by Iigma November 2, 2019

Matty Patty

a name given to a guy with impecably stylish hair, he is amazing with women and is a very quite person. So when women talk he sits there and listens like a good boy. This really turns the women on and he get more casual sex becuase of it. This man is sort of like a godly robot all men should look up to.

Hugh Jackman is a Matty Patty
Ryan Gosling is also a Matty Patty
That creepy fat man living in your mothers basement playing DnD is not a Matty Patty.

by Husker93 February 27, 2013

Dirty Mattie

The act of shoving a cactus up your ass while you cut off blood circulation to you penis.

Damn I can’t sit down after pulling a dirty mattie

by Tylers-A-Dunce June 10, 2021