maja elmgren

A human being that is depressed, have anxiety and thinks they are ugly but, that not true! Maja elmgren is the most flawless, beautiful, smartest, coolest, kindest and the best friend you can have, she don't care if she is depressed she just cares about you. If you have a friend like maja elmgren you are going to be happy for the rest of your life.

Maja elmgren: How are you?
Person: Fine
Maja elmgren looks at person.
Maja elmgren: Come on, talk to me, I am here for you whatever happens

by Khloeeeeee February 10, 2017

Majawk

Major Awkward - very embarrassing moment/situation for someone or being called out for something that it’s proven/obvious you did or said. Example: someone doesn’t reply to a group invite on social media and when the inviter reminds him/her about it, they claim they never check that site but it clearly shows all invitees that he/she opened the invite and just didn’t reply.

“Wow, Sally just told Betty about the group Facebook invitation to the pre-prom party on Saturday because Betty never replied and claims she never got the invitation. So Sally showed Betty a screenshot of the Facebook invite that shows all invitees that Betty had actually opened and seen it...Majawk”

by Marilou Sue April 4, 2018

Maja M

Maja. Common name of a simp

Damn, your Maja M - ing

by The internasjonal institution October 27, 2020

Marjan and Precious

Hottest Beings to set foot on earth

marjan: precious ur so hot, let’s kiss!
precious: marjan ur so hot, okay muah!
nobody: marjan and precious make out sesh!!

by ihaveabiggestppinhistiry February 14, 2021

majawani

The correct way to pronounce marajoani

For all those uneducated people out there

Karen ~outraged~ “ I just found my son with marajoani!”
Me: “Shut up Karen it’s pronounced MAJAWANI!!!”

by Bitch speaks the truth April 3, 2021

Majan

If his name is majan he is probably a genius , unbearably attractive and and incredibly masculine

Guy: omg it’s Majan , hide your girl

by JonathonSimons87 November 27, 2021

majaculate

When you're a Majacula (Magician Dracula), and you're looking for Zirconium, but you really have to bang one out, so you jerk off but then immediately make your cum disappear as it exits your 'wand'. Fapacadabra!

Damn, it's been a long time since I've been sawed in half, if you know what I mean, but I don't want anyone to know I was playing with my cup and balls in here. Guess I'm gonna have to majaculate!

by OMGLX August 31, 2022