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manidest festiny

social theory of dyslexic spoonerism which holds that anything in my line of sight to the point that it falls off the flat earth is tine for the making; that any indigenous peoples, tall grass prairies, pristine aquifers or ancient wind and water wrought rock formations can be converted to big box retail or hydro-electric power plants.

a core principle of manidest festiny is the company store.
oh, the noise and multitudes of men. would that i had gone to the great spirit before manidest festiny made wamlart and doulder bam of my sacred ground.
by lexicali slim September 20, 2009
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manitoba

The only province within confederation to violently rebel against the federal government. The Riel Rebellion incase you missed that day in history class.
Guy: I thought we the Quebecois were the separists?!?!
Dave: Nah, we in Manitoba did it first, you guys in Quebec just made it a hobby.
by Mr.W November 28, 2006
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manatee

A Wonderful sea mammal who swims around and says ralree. Can also be a member of the Fellowship of the Manatee.
Bob: "Hey - we should get manatee T-shirts for the club."
Bill: "Can we get shirts that say ralree?"
Bob: "Um...Ya."
by HardwareHank July 6, 2004
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raging manatee boner

The erection of a manatee that seems to bob up and down because of rage naturally.
Look at how graceful that raging manatee boner looks flopping around.
by Alabia May 24, 2008
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G MANIFESTO

The Blueprint for being an International Playboy on the riseThe definative guide to being a G. The guide to getting more out of life.
Q: "what is the best way to swoop ill rich girls?"
A: "you need to check the G Manifesto"

Q: "How do I become a Playboy?"
A: Read the G Manifesto!
by Trigga Da Illest September 8, 2008
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Manifest Destiny

My right to take whatever i want whenever i want because god has given me the right to do so
Guy1: hey man im gonna take your beer and call it manifest destiny

Guy2: dude super weak
by skyluurr February 5, 2009
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Bean Maintenance

Exciting and masterbating the clitoris utilizing any number of instruments including your finger, your tongue, a vibrator, a penis. can be self administered or administered by other(s).
Catherine needed a little bean maintenance, so I gently slipped my finger into her panties and rubbed her clit as she began to moan.
by Markiwi September 14, 2006
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