Peyton Manning

Just won the damn Super Bowl! which proves he does not choke, and is an amazing player.

Peyton Manning is statistically better than Troy Aikman, but theyre both some of the best qbs ever

by hattness February 7, 2007

Manning

To create crazy stories in in your head you swear are true; to be insubordinate; having a bad attitude.

Stop being a Manning; shortbread cookies are not healthy for you because they have milk in them.

by Ecoli W March 30, 2010

Peyton Manning

Hes either a God amongst mere mortals.

OR

A robot from the future sent back in time to infiltrate the N.F.L., re-write the record books, and humble Tom Brady.

Peyton Manning's calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd, because nobody fools Peyton Manning

Peyton Manning has counted to infinity... twice.
Sharks dedicate an entire week to Peyton Manning.
Peyton Manning can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass...at night.
Peyton Manning knows the last digit of pi.

by j carunder September 10, 2010

maninfestation

The phenomenon whereby groups of males suddenly appear out of nowhere due to the presence of attractive women, free beer, a neighbor's barbecue, running power equipment, or anything else that would draw men like flies.

--That's strange...It was all hot chicks in here just a minute ago when I got up to use the terlet, and when I came back, the bar was swarming with guys!

--Classic case of maninfestation! I saw it on Discovery Channel.

by palabrajot October 6, 2010

Peyton Manning-ed

To lull someone (like say the Chargers) into a false sense of security and then tear out their heart and serve it to them with a tall glass of "sit the fuck down". See also Chuck Norris

Peyton Manning post game conference.

Reporter: "Peyton, how do you describe what just happened?"
Peyton Manning: " The San Diego Chargers just got Peyton Manning-ed... 'nough said."

by BFTQID October 16, 2012

pastor manning

When a gay bottom has a fire in his butthole that can only be filled by having anal sex.

Dude I was totally pastor manning last night, until Jesus came over.

by Zeminator December 5, 2016

Manikin

A Better way (or codename) to say Mexican. When around a lot of Mexicans and you are talkin shit or just plain talkin about them, you use the word Manikin instead of Mexican. Pronounced like the word "Mannequin" (man-i-kin). It can also be used in plural form ex. Manikins.

Damn Look at all these Manikins on the Venice Metro Bus.

Wow!!! look at all those kids! Whose are those? I Think they're the black guy's. No!! They all belong to the Manikin in the Alligator tank top with a matching Ostrich skin Belt.

This is a Chinese restaurant right? If the doorman is Chinese, the servers are Chinese, even the guy who works the bathroom is Chinese, then why are there all these Manikins cooking in the kitchen.

I've been out of town for 3 months and WOW !! What a great job the Manikins did on the garden. They really know how to cut grass.

by J Mendoza November 14, 2007