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Manchester

Manchester is a city in the North West of England. The place is named from the old British name Mamucium plus ceaster, derived from the old Latin ‘Castra’. Manchester is a metropolitan borough with city status. The city has a population of 437,000 and is situated in the metropolitan county of Greater Manchester which has a population of 2,539,000.1 It is one of England’s core cities and is regarded by some as England’s second city, a title also claimed by Birmingham.2

The name ‘Manchester’ is often used to refer to the entire metropolis, much as ‘London’ is usually used to mean Greater London, but many of the constituent parts of this conurbation are substantial and separate towns (a city in the case of Salford) that retain strong identities. People from Manchester are called Mancunians. Manchester is an interesting place with a very rich history.
Mancunians are real people, not scallys. MAnchester is great!
by Dominic Hunt January 2, 2006
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A shit place that SCALLIES, SHIT HEADS, BIG HEADS, SHOW OFFS, NO BRAINERS, MANCS AND "PEOPLE-WHO-RECKON-THEY'RE-HARD" come out of. also contains the cheating USA team Man Ure, USA USA USA USA!!!
Manchester is shit
Manchester is overated
LIVERPOOL IS DA BEST!!!!!
by FIZZYLFC November 7, 2005
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Manchester is a city situated to the east of a great city. The great city being Liverpool. Mancs are jealous of Scousers naturally because Scousers are the better looking and the more educated. Liverpool has HIGHER EMPLOYMENT rates and LOWER CRIME rates Manchester. This can be read on any government statistic site. So for all you Manc, inbred, twat headed, arse licking, fuck monkeys do yourselves a favour, dress nicely, get a hair cut then go and hang yourselves in your mud huts which are situated in an illustrious estate called MOSS SIDE MAN!
Baz/Gaz/Daz here is a benefit scrounging Mancunian wanker who generally spends his time at The Shitty of ManchestAH! Stadium.
Shipman and Huntley!!
Manchester is a dense squalid hell hole over-run by immigrants and niggers.
by Stephen C Sergeant October 11, 2005
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Shithole of a place full of obnoxious arseoles. Slum is the best word to describe this carbuncle.Full of thieves and hoodies who speak in a most ridiculous accent.Highest crime rate in the north west. I was accosted on several occasions and asked for money or if I wanted drugs. Sadly this excuse for a city is devoid of any architecture of distinction and is to be perfectly honest "Bland" beyond belief.The best thing to come out of Manchester is the M61. We went 30 odd miles west and discovered wonderful LIVERPOOL with its array of magnificent buildings and culture, lots of FRIENDLY bars with genuinely friendly people a total contrast to the poverty stricken,hoody ridden,drug addicted scumbag place called Manchester
Shithole of a place full of obnoxious arseoles. Slum is the best word to describe this carbuncle.Full of thieves and hoodies who speak in a most ridiculous accent.Highest crime rate in the north west. I was accosted on several occasions and asked for money or if I wanted drugs. Sadly this excuse for a city is devoid of any architecture of distinction and is to be perfectly honest "Bland" beyond belief.The best thing to come out of Manchester is the M61. We went 30 odd miles west and discovered wonderful LIVERPOOL with its array of magnificent buildings and culture, lots of FRIENDLY bars with genuinely friendly people a total contrast to the poverty stricken,hoody ridden,drug addicted scumbag place called Manchester
by Cornish Gem February 18, 2011
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Manchester United

Greatest football team in the world...(we're talking REAL football, not that crap American's call football) sometimes known as the Mighty Reds
"My baby takes the morning train. He works from 9 to 5 and then he takes another home again to find me... watching the Manchester United football team! Eh? The best freamin' team in all the land! Whoo-hoo!" ~Scotty, in EuroTrip
by DARKJESTER April 6, 2005
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The crap place i live in, turning like liverpool,cuz of all the crack-head gangs, Gunchester,i hate my life >.<
Guy1:'dude have u been to manchester yet?'
Guy2:'NO WAY THAT PLACE SUX TOTAL 4RS3
by fgsfdsguy December 31, 2008
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Manchester City

A sack of shite filled to the brim with oil money, which its nonexistent supporters claim as a 'football club'. It comes as no surprise that they bought all their fans at the local electronics store, because they're all plastic anyway. Their Emptyhad Stadium is so full of plastic they donate it to fund the Kardashians' plastic surgery. The 16 pieces of plastic that call themselves 'fans' of this cesspool regularly gather together online and tell normal football fans to bugger off 'because their club is unsuccessful', without realising that their shitsack is just a hyperinflated bubble powered by massive amounts of oil.
Manchester City is like a SpaceX rocket. It uses oil to propel itself up, and eventually disintegrates anyway.

Did you hear that Manchester City have just received 115 financial fair play charges? Yeah, that shite club is done for.

Normal football fan: 'Goddamn it, Manchester City have bought another player for 14120943^11278 octoquinquadrillion pounds.'
Random piece of plastic: 'yEaH tHaTs RiGhT oUr ClUb'S tHe BeSt ClUb EvEr!!!111'
Normal football fan: 'Oh. You must get no pussy.'
by cringeboiiii July 14, 2023
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