malachi gross

secy god of soccer

ayo you seen malachi gross? that's one secy guy

by rusheekbad December 27, 2020

Malachi

A not so kind person when you get to know him. he can be snarky and snotty. he’s a mean person

wow malachi is kind poopy

by Nyasiaaa February 15, 2023

Malachi

Malachi is a Jewish name, often for black people.

Malachi is a nerdy black guy that is super fucking fat and downs burgers on the daily and eats pork ramen noodles almost every other day. Malachi is also know for his black original gangsta nerd humor, he also has the exaggerated swagger of a black teen.

"ZOINKS, Who eat all the krabby patties in the krusty krab vault,"

"It was probably Malachi"

by PopeyesDryBiscuits December 27, 2023

malachy

Malachy is a geat guy. Tall, handsome, muscular... all with a large penis. Once you meet a malachy you will never look back, only fun (and sexy) times ahead when you are with a malachy, so never let him go.

Girl 1: 'I have a new boyfriend, his name is Malachy'
Girl 2: 'I bet he has a massive penis, and knows how to use it'
Girl 3: 'trust me - he does'

by BigDickLover1234 June 18, 2022

Malachi Propaganda

Malachi Propaganda is an online community for those who are gifted in projecting false truths through images, videos and text.

Guy #1: Damn, I really need a new logo for my company.
Guy #2: Why not check out Malachi Propaganda?
Guy #1: Malachi Propaganda?
Guy #2: Yeah, it's a community full of people who do tonnes of stuff like that.
Guy #1: Okay, thanks I'll check it out.

by Malachi_Propaganda December 3, 2009

Malachy

A male man who is usually bigger for his age and is knows as girls best friend and can be normally gay. He is a mal who is into oral and is attracted to gay men and men over 71.

That man was a Malachy’s type

by Thayes12345 October 3, 2019

Malachi

Malachi is the sweetest boy you will ever meet. He remembers the little things and will treat you like a princess(even if you aren’t dating). He is a gentleman and God honoring man. You will get lost in his warm brown eyes and his smile is the cutest thing ever. His hugs are even better. They make you forget everything that is bothering you. Malachi always makes people feel included and never stops putting others first. He is talented and does his best 100% of the time. And you can’t forget how strong he is. He is what keeps you going and is one of the best friends you could ever have!!

brother: “malachi is the only boy you can date”
dad: “how’s malachi”

mom: “malachi is such a cutie”

by wannaplayfortnite12345 January 13, 2023