ass magician

he who is gifted in dropping atomic ass bombs and getting away with it for a few moments by sneezing or coughing. then of course he is left to suffer in his stinky aura.

Guy: *cough* *cough*
Dude: (after a few seconds) what the hell???
Guy: Success! you didnt even hear me do it!
Dude: ....you Ass Magician.......

by TrippleWhopper November 26, 2007

MagikarpUsedFly

Very good league of legends player and commentator, go check out his amazing channel at youtube and search Magikarp used fly.

MagikarpUsedFly is a amazing lol player and is a good person and is funny.

by Magikarp is hot May 16, 2018

magical half dozen

a term used by psychedelic chemist alexander shulgin to describe the six actively psychedelic phenethylamines he felt had the most profound and significant effects. these include "2C-B", "2C-T-7", "2C-T-2", "Mescaline", and "DOM" ("STP"). many people think that "MDMA" and "MDA" are part of this group, but nah dude.

i gotta find me some STP, im one short of sampling the magical half dozen.

by wegopijseoi January 10, 2008

Cock Magician

A girl who makes every cock around her disappear - in one of her holes. (a.k.a - Skank)

"Dude, if you need to get laid you should go over to Jen's. She's a total Cock Magician."

by J..Z.. April 30, 2008

magick

1. ceremonial, witchcraft, etc. spelled with a k to differentiate it from slight of hand/illusionist magic (spelling often attributed to Aleister Crowley)

2." the art of changing consciousness at will" -Dion Fortune

Sue: My ex-husband practiced ceremonial magick.
Bob: You mean like card tricks?
Sue: No, like the Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Pentagram, jeesh!

True magick is neither illusion nor make believe, but an extension of imagination, emotion, and will used for the art of transformation (whether material or spiritual).

by witchypoo1975 March 18, 2008

jizz magician

Anyone who likes to make jizz disappear. Usually talking about a girl who loves to suck dick and swallow.

Your old girlfriend was a jizz magician. Whore gave 3 guys blowjobs last night.

by McDurkster December 27, 2009

magical dancing eye

this is a mythical condition affecting only those with the ability to bull-shit. This is sometimes brought on by a severe portion of bull-shit brew. It means when ones eye simply cannot keep still, it continues to move around as if by magic, hence the name. This also aids the keeper of the magic dancing eye to hypnotise and lure mmmmmen back to shag-pads for lattes. These dancing eye goddesses are also sometimes referred to ladies in the street but freaks in the bed.

Mmmmman 1: Hey, is she looking at you or me?
Mmmmman 2: Neither, i think you'll find that's a magical dancing eye goddess... i must be with her now!

by Beefcheese-Buggeroff April 10, 2009