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Maggie

A lying son of ass bitch, who is a pathological liar and will lie to anyone to get what she wants no matter who she hurts even if it meant sending someone off to jail. She would do it
Maggie is a lying son of a bitch
by Oog1234 February 11, 2020
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Maggie

Someone mean that likes to pull the chair right from under you. Most likely white.
Maggie is sooo mean
by Sweaty meatball March 10, 2020
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Maggie

Maggie is a girl with a big forehead but its more like a tenhead and she a rat aswell as a THOT that wears booty shorts all the time.
Person1:did you see that THOT

Person2:yeah thats a maggie
by Uptownsans69 June 10, 2020
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Maggie

really ugly, so insecure. bit of a rat
Maggie: Hey Indi and Halle how are you?
Halle and Indi: ew go away you ugly rat
by dddevil April 29, 2020
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Maggie

Maggie is a person who from the surface seems generally nice and normal but once you get to know her you realize how fucked up she is. She is a closeted whore who jumps from guy to guy like a secret ninja in the night. Maggie may not seem like a drug addict but she is. If Maggie asks to borrow some lunch money, chances are she will take it to go meet her crack dealer out front. Maggie lives under a rock in a small town just outside of civilization. She needs hot dogs and cocaine to survive.
If you take Maggie to a party chances are she will have some wild story for you after; that is if you don't have to rush her to the hospital for fucking someone to hard.

If you have sex with a Maggie she'll rip your dick off. Boys beware.
Girl: "OMG Maggie is so weird!"
Girl 2: "I thought she was really nice?"
Girl: "no no no! she lives in the middle of nowhere and all she wanted to do when I slept over was eat hotdogs"
Girl 2: "ew wtf.."
by secretninja2323 July 10, 2011
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Maggie

When a man slaps someone across the face with his dick.
This chick was giving me head when I decided to pull my dick out and give her a Maggie.
by Shykester January 4, 2013
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Maggie

A really gormless girl that is exceptionally stupid and deprived of intelligence. She has a very low IQ and is considered a complete waste of sperm.
Ughh she is such a Maggie
by Nobbythehouseelf January 1, 2019
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