1.) Her father had made her swim for 4 hours a day, every day, since she was 3 months old – effectively turning her into an outboard motor.
2.) "What kind of man would turn his daughter into an outboard motor" - Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions
2.) "What kind of man would turn his daughter into an outboard motor" - Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions
by Patty Keene September 11, 2022


when your have sex with a girl and she is pretending to rev a motorbike up instead of twisting the handle she is twisting your dick
by yourfavouritespartan February 23, 2014

The motor boat is done on a girl's clitoris,(putting your lips together and blowing air through them) making a motor boat soundlike a raspberry or zerbert. a lot more fun than in between the tits for both people.
by the true motorboater July 12, 2009

Intellectual: Dude I just used the greatest lube ever
Dumbass: What was it?
Intellectual: Motor Oil
Dumbass: Get The Fuck Away From Me
Dumbass: What was it?
Intellectual: Motor Oil
Dumbass: Get The Fuck Away From Me
by BigNig666 June 7, 2018

Not to be confused with the motor boat. The Boat Motor takes place during the act of cunnilingus. When the vagina becomes sufficiently moist the male makes a buzzing sound with his lips, much in the way you would blow into the mouthpiece of a trumpet. For greatest effect, couple with the Tidal Wave.
by The Mighty Pinecone June 22, 2016

That little part of your brain that will hear or think of something hilarious but inappropriate, which will act as its ignition. It is then powered by your attempts to ignore it, and will accelerate, never reaching a terminal speed and only stopping when you blurt out whatever thought started it at the worst possible moment. It is related - but not linked to - that part of your brain that inexorably broadcasts horrific images to the rest of your brain at inconvenient times, for example: images of corpses while eating, images of your mum during sex etc.
Called 'man motor' because there is no evidence of this phenomenon ever occurring in females.
Called 'man motor' because there is no evidence of this phenomenon ever occurring in females.
Your idiot thoughts during a funeral: Hey, that dude who was killed in a horrific car accident at the age of 25's wife's face kinda looks like a pan-fried vagina.
Man motor: *click! whirr...* Yep, pan-fried vagina. Probably should tell someone that.
That one part of your brain responsible for - and completely incapable of - inhibition: No, that's horrible.
Man Motor: *Whirrrrrrrrrrrr...* Nah, go on, it'll be funny. You love causing egregious grief.
Inhibition: No, Man Motor, no.
Man Motor *WHHIIRRRRRRRR...* Come on, you don't know how people will react, they might like it.
Inhibition: Please stop trying to-
Man Motor: *WWWHHHHHIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRR...* PAN-FRIED VAGINA PAN-FRIED VAGINA PAN-FRIED VAGINA
You: HEY, DEAD MAN'S WIFE, YOU LOOK LIKE A PAN-FRIED VAGINA!
Everyone: *mortified gasps*
You, at the behest of your Man Motor: So... Anyone wanna fuck?
Man motor: *click! whirr...* Yep, pan-fried vagina. Probably should tell someone that.
That one part of your brain responsible for - and completely incapable of - inhibition: No, that's horrible.
Man Motor: *Whirrrrrrrrrrrr...* Nah, go on, it'll be funny. You love causing egregious grief.
Inhibition: No, Man Motor, no.
Man Motor *WHHIIRRRRRRRR...* Come on, you don't know how people will react, they might like it.
Inhibition: Please stop trying to-
Man Motor: *WWWHHHHHIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRR...* PAN-FRIED VAGINA PAN-FRIED VAGINA PAN-FRIED VAGINA
You: HEY, DEAD MAN'S WIFE, YOU LOOK LIKE A PAN-FRIED VAGINA!
Everyone: *mortified gasps*
You, at the behest of your Man Motor: So... Anyone wanna fuck?
by Josh Turnbull June 8, 2010
