Madden Diploma

A degree of learning acquired by American males that gives them a false sense that have the required knowledge to quarterback pick-up football games.

To earn a Madden Diploma one must lead an undefeated team to the super bowl in Madden 10, and, most importantly; believe that because they won 19 meaningless games on Madden, they now have superior knowledge of the X’s and O’s of football, and are best suited to run offence and defense in a 7 on 7 back yard game.

“Why the hell does Jeremy call the play action fly every third play?”
“Trust the system. He has his Madden Diploma.”

by mikelicht February 1, 2010

Maddie and Ethan

People who are meant for each other but won't admit it

Maddie and Ethan are so going to date someday

by Bombombom May 17, 2014

madddd buckets

Madddd buckets pretty much means mad nice, like u can say it if anything good happens and it makes u sound like such a gangsta.

person 1: yo, i just had sex with someone in the bathroom
person 2: oh word, madddd buckets

by mad buckets December 3, 2007

Maddie Biglow

Smoking hot girl with a beautiful body and an amazing personality to match. Bound to make any person dating her to thank the heavens to be graced with such a goddess.

Maddie Biglow...im at lost for words, her beauty just stole my breath away.

by McAnoman September 10, 2009

Madden Fatigue

noun - To be extremely fatigued from playing the EA Sports video game "John Madden NFL Football," This can happen after playing a series of either the Ultimate Teams MUT H2H, or a series of "Weekend League" Games.
Effects of Madden Fatigue include-Erectile Dysfunction, Making bad reads and getting frustrated, Playing extremely aggressive, and instant death.

viewer 1: Mayzomatic threw 4 picks that game, hes ass
viewer 2: nah he was drunk af and also madden fatigue
viewer 1: i guess you're right

by Stinky Toe February 3, 2021

Maddice

A very horrible ship name for a couple that will never exist!

Oh my cats… did you hear that Maddice will NEVER EVER NEVER become a thing like ever?

by AlieKat August 24, 2021

MaddiePatMag

Used to describe the sexiest person alive

Madeline is such a MaddiePatMag, but her big ass boyfriend is preventing me from pulling her.

by EggsandKetchup April 25, 2022