MILF

Mother i would like to fuck

Johnny's mom is a MILF

by Scwwarrior September 21, 2005

MILF Mullet

When a MILF is sportting a mullet.

Homeboy #1: Ginny's hair may be all business up front, but it's all party in the back, and she's even a MILF!!

Homeboy #2: No way! She's got a MILF Mullet???

Homeboy #1: Hell yeah!!

by Rockolicious May 18, 2010

milfanca

a term for a mother i'd like to fuck and never call again!

did you see that milfanca? up top!!

by Dr. Suess's Mistress July 7, 2011

MILF Madness

A name for the mid-morning rush that occurs at a coffee shop due to the simultaneous release of all the neighboring Yoga classes.

It was a quiet morning at work, but then 10:30 came around and an army of yoga pants clad middle aged women stormed the gates. It was MILF madness. At least they all ordered nonfat latte's and we can steam like 3 drinks at a time.

by Poot's Coughee and Pee May 27, 2013

melfer

When you can't make a fancy drink with the correct ingredients, so you make less than perfect substitutions. There by creating an awesome accident.

When trying to make a Horsefeather, we had no ginger ale, so we made a melfer with Sprite. Delicious.

by Mastiffman January 19, 2014

melfe

If it's referring to a woman just run! Eazy to love don't piss her off.

I wouldn't mess with that melfe girl.

by Apex's January 1, 2021

meifen

Jiafei's Enemy

Meifen sold more sexy products than jiafei this month

by Noninoni December 12, 2021