McDonalds 

1.The All-American place where people get fat(NOT PHAT). 2. The orginazation that EXTREMLY fat(NOT PHAT) people blame their problems on. SEE SUPERSIZE ME

1. Fatty #1: Want to go to McDonalds?
Fatty #2: Yes
Fatty #1+#2: haha Were fat

2. Fatty #1: Why are we so Fat?
Fatty #2: I don't know.
Fatty #1: Let's blame it on McDonalds.
Fatty #2: Okay, I'll get a lawyer.

McDonalds by Sam April 20, 2005

McDonalds 

1. A temple for poor and starving students.

2. A company that people like to sue because they lack common sense.

McDonalds is better than the crap they sell at school.

McDonalds by Anonymous July 30, 2003

mcdonalds 

Granted, the food is absolute shit... But it's still GOOD shit! Maaan, gotta love them double cheeseburgers...

I eat McDonald's all the time, yet I haven't ended up all fat-fat-fattie like the obese American and British fuckers. Suck aWn that, fat-asses!

mcdonalds by Mika June 18, 2004

mcdonalds 

A fantastic restaurant (even if they have fallen off with their employing of thousands of non-english speaking immigrant cashiers) that people are now acting like they don't like ever since the film 'Super size me' hit theatres yet those same people know they go to McDonalds everytime their lazy butts don't feel like cooking despite all their complaining about carbs, unstatrurized fats, and whatever other new science term they pull out of their snobbish butts.

Kayeman: Katie, want McDonalds?

Katie: Are you kidding me? Do you know how many carbs your eating with just a small soda, or how much sugar...

Kayeman: (under breath) Not this again

Katie:(Cont'd)... Or how many mono glouserines your taking in? Do you!?

Kayeman: Listen, I'm going.

Katie: Oh, Kayeman can you get me a big mac?

mcdonalds by Kayeman Lanes April 21, 2006

McDonalds 

McDonalds- n: 1.Shit factory where poor people eat, and poop is made 2. Place that poisons you 3. Where unemployed people work 4.where YOU will work.

McDonalds person: Can I help you?
17 year old hoodlum: I'd like a McShitis Fillet.
McDonalds person: Coming right up!

McDonalds by Pimply Mcdonalds Worker May 23, 2003

McDonalds 

The Mexican employment department

No one speaka no Englace at McDonalds!!!

McDonalds by Jay March 10, 2004

McDonalds 

Ronald McDonald feeds you his delicious snacks then within half an hour The Ham Burgaler burgles the shit out of your ass.

Person 1: I just had a McDonalds!

Person 2: Drop your pants, the burgalers at the door.

McDonalds by Ronald McDonald Original May 12, 2011