Matthew 

A person with sort of abs, well say they have abs but actually have flab’s! They are huge simps and love mirror pics. They are walking red flags

Matthew has flab’s !

Matthew by Prodahoodplayer69 November 22, 2021

Matthew 

A jackass in my 2nd hour class

Matthew is a Matthew

Matthew by ELMater06 April 27, 2022

Matthew 

A handsome & sweet guy. He's definitely a ladies man & you'll probably fall for him right away. He is super athletic & funny & super fun to be around. All the girls are crushing on him but he's dating the most popular girl in school. He has amazing hair and he's super strong. He cares about his friends but also likes to play around a little. If you are lucky enough to have him, never let go of him.

Girl 1: "Omg, that guy is so hot!"
Girl 2: "I bet his name is Matthew!"

Matthew by glisteningstar February 4, 2018

Matthew 

Some kid who everyone thinks is an ugly kid, but he has piercing sea-blue eyes, and dirty blonde hair. He's always faithful, and loves the girl he's with. Also intelligent.

Hey, look at Matthew over there, he's so ugly and I hear he has lizard rabies.

Hey! He's my boyfriend, and he isn't ugly on the inside! Learn more about him beforehand, dick biscuit!

Matthew by BladeF January 18, 2012

Matthew 

The hottest, sexiest man alive. He is also the king of long dicks.

"I wish I was like Matthew!"

Matthew by BrownieKing June 7, 2021

Matthew 

Matthews are always the sweetest guys on earth, and even though they're sometimes a little too silly, they have a very deep, emotional side that is very hard to find. Matthews make the best friends, and give their all to everything they care about.

Matthew is the sweetest guy ever!!

Matthew by Copperhighlights December 19, 2016

Matthew 

A really hot man with a massive cock who also just so happens to look like a cross between the ice age baby and the fish from megamind

Oh my god, you look like a Matthew today

Matthew by Mysterious man of meth February 21, 2022